Kids, don’t eat your Halloween candy without having your parents inspect it first because there are SICKOS out there who will put RAZOR BLADES in it and you will CUT YOUR MOUTH and GET A POISONED INFECTION and DIE, all from eating your candy early. So don’t do that.by Dan Shiovitz1998 (11 ratings)
I Went to the WTO Ministerial Conference and All I Got Was This Souvenir Delegate From Mauritiusby Matthew Amster-Burton2000 (5 ratings)