Ratings and Reviews by MathBrush

The Textfire Demo 12-pack was released on April Fool's in 1998, claiming to be demos of an upcoming commercial studio called Textfire.

In this joke demo, you can only use the verb TAKE and nothing else (well, until you meet your wife). This is similar to Morayati's game TAKE, but in this game, it's more of a wordplay game; you try to use as many idioms as you can involving the word TAKE.

The Textfire Demo 12-pack was released on April Fool's in 1998, claiming to be demos of an upcoming commercial studio called Textfire.

This textfire game actually called out to me. There was a game in the 2016 ectocomp that also dealed with this subject: driving in a car in stressful circumstances.

This game is a joke demo, so it stops after the most interesting part. But there is a long bit of simulation with driving around that really does a good job of depicting how frustrating bad traffic is.

The Textfire Demo 12-pack was released on April Fool's in 1998, claiming to be demos of an upcoming commercial studio called Textfire.

In this game, you are a heart. You can pump, or wait. I died when I played, but at least one other person lived.

It was actually really reasonably put together. I liked this game! But it really is a joke demo, which is why I didn't rate it higher.

The Textfire Demo 12-pack was released on April Fool's in 1998, claiming to be demos of an upcoming commercial studio called Textfire.

This is a purposefully ridiculously demo of a parser version of the game Operate!, except its set in real life with an intense audience clamoring for you to remove more and more of a person's organs.

It's a short game.

Chris Klimas is the inventor of Twine, and in many of his old games you can see leanings towards the future design of Twine.

This is a textfire game. The Textfire Demo 12-pack was released on April Fool's in 1998, claiming to be demos of an upcoming commercial studio called Textfire.

This is the most complete and, in my opinion, the best game in the pack. A grandma is making you clean, and you don't want to. You have a dreamlike encounter with a young girl. It almost has a fairy-tale type setting, but in real life.

It uses an interesting menu-based system. Very cool.

The Textfire Demo 12-pack was released on April Fool's in 1998, claiming to be demos of an upcoming commercial studio called Textfire.

In this game, there are 100 clones of Marjorie Hopkirk, and you have to kill them one at a time, each in a different way. The 'demo' stops after 5 turns.

This is the most violent of the textfire games, but is well put together.

The Textfire Demo 12-pack was released on April Fool's in 1998, claiming to be demos of an upcoming commercial studio called Textfire.

In this demo, you plant the magic beans, but the game ends right around there. There was a surprise twist that I thought was pretty good.

A weaker textfire game, but with some fun surprises.

The Textfire Demo 12-pack was released on April Fool's in 1998, claiming to be demos of an upcoming commercial studio called Textfire.

This is one of the weaker textfire games. There is a machine that turns you into an inanimate object (including one inappropriate one, an option that I never ran into).

In this 'demo', you only get to be grain. You can't do anything. This was done much better by the game Constraints.

The Textfire Demo 12-pack was released on April Fool's in 1998, claiming to be demos of an upcoming commercial studio called Textfire.

This is a joke game, like the others. In this game, you recreate the actual events of the 1998 Winter Olympics where the US men's hockey team trashed their hotel room.

It made me laugh. Very short.

The Textfire Demo 12-pack was released on April Fool's in 1998, claiming to be demos of an upcoming commercial studio called Textfire.

This is one of the shorter games. You are in a coma, and then it ends. It hints at being able to do more after (or maybe before?) the part shown in the demo.