Live and Get Pie

A deeply important philosophical masterwork of serious electronic literature

The cake may be a lie, but what about the pie?

Also you're a spy who's falling from the sky.

Your mission is unknown before here you were flown.

Alas! Alack! Aday! Most verbs have gone away.

Frankly I'm surprised this runs, as it's comprised

of many foolish jokes. I swear, it is no hoax

when unto you I say, I wrote this in a day.

There will be bugs, okay?

Content warning: heights, gun violence(Hidden)