The Burger Meme Personality Test

(Not an actual personality test)

Welcome, job applicant! If you've made it this far, that means you are a prime candidate for Burger Meme™'s Executive Program! All you need to do now is to complete our personality test. Developed in-house right here at Burger Meme™ HQ, the test uses the latest AI technology to reveal everything you're hiding in the dank recesses of your soul. And the best part is that you'll learn a lot about yourself by answering these questions! We, in turn, will learn whether you're the right kind of disruptive team-player with the core competencies to ideate on innovative ways to wrest dollars out of the fists of the proletariat.

This Twine game, which is based on the bonkers personality tests some employers are using to evaluate job candidates (for a taste, see this Reddit thread at https://tinyurl.com/2s489wzc), was made with zero AI input. Still, expect responses to your answers that border on the hallucinatory! Possible endings include cooking up a "Corporate Sellout Burger," a "Dodged That Bullet Burger," a "Ships Passing Burger," or a "Love Connection Burger": if you don't crash and burn beforehand. But you can always reapply!

If you'd like to reach out about anything, please use the contact form on my webpage: https://hernandooney.com/contact/

Content warning: Clown picture (2 total, but one is a graffiti-style clown that is unavoidable).(Hidden)