Most inappropriate response. - an IFDB Poll

Sometimes responses simply don't make sense - but sometimes they DO make sense, but inappropriately so, with sometimes humorous results. If possible, please put how to elicit the response in the Quick Quote part of the comment, and the response itself in the Details part, to keep from spoiling.

	Cutthroats, by Michael Berlyn, Jerry Wolper 3 votes "PUT MAGNET IN SEA" [+]"PUT MAGNET IN SEA: There's no room." --Nathan... (No comment) [+](No comment) --DJ... (No comment) [+](No comment) --Lance Cirone... Vote for this game
	Hunter, in Darkness, by Andrew Plotkin 2 votes "'out'" [+]"'out': But you aren't in anything at the moment." --Biep... (No comment) [+](No comment) --Lance Cirone... Vote for this game
	Deadline, by Marc Blank 2 votes "SIT ON CHAIR" [+]"SIT ON CHAIR: This isn't the kind of thing to sit on! " --Tortoiseshell Bat... (No comment) [+](No comment) --Lance Cirone... Vote for this game
	Cattus Atrox, by David Cornelson 2 votes "call home" [+]"call home: Your answering machine picks up. You leave a message that you're being chased by some nutcase and lions. You scream, "LIONS!", into the phone and hang up." --David Cornelson... (No comment) [+](No comment) --Lance Cirone... Vote for this game
	Shogun, by James Clavell, Dave Lebling 2 votes "LOOK UNDER ME" [+]"LOOK UNDER ME: You see your hand." () --Nathan... (No comment) [+](No comment) --Lance Cirone... Vote for this game
	Pantheon, Party On, by Tony Delgado 1 vote "EAT CHERRY FLAVORED FRUIT PIE" [+]"EAT CHERRY FLAVORED FRUIT PIE: That's plainly inedible." ( - Full review) --Lance Cirone... Vote for this game
	Marco Polo, by Baltasar el arquero 1 vote "ENFOCAR LENTES AL OBISPO" [+]"ENFOCAR LENTES AL OBISPO: Haces el Obispo fumear, Pero como sabes que no te servira de nada, lo dejes." () --IFforL2... Vote for this game
	Moonmist, by Stu Galley, Jim Lawrence 1 vote "GET MOONLIGHT" [+]"GET MOONLIGHT: The cord isn't long enough." () --Nathan... Vote for this game
	The Incredible Erotic Adventures of Stiffy Makane, by Mark Ryan 1 vote "eat p*ssy twice" [+]"eat p*ssy twice: "The p*ssy slides down your throat, and your stomach quickly is full."" --mjhayes... Vote for this game

Poll created on March 19, 2013

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