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Grandma Bethlinda's Variety Box

by Arthur DiBianca profile

About the Story

It's the latest model, and it would really like to play with you.

Page Update History

v.15: 23-Apr-2025 23:30 - JTN (Current Version) - Edit Page - Normal View
Changed download links
  v.14: 29-Sep-2024 12:56 - Zape
Changed genre
v.13: 17-Sep-2024 22:52 - JTN
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v.12: 04-May-2021 22:22 - Zape
Changed license type
v.11: 04-Mar-2020 07:47 - Lance Campbell
Changed forgiveness
v.10: 28-Oct-2018 09:21 - dibianca
Changed external review links
v.9: 28-Oct-2018 09:20 - dibianca
Changed external review links
v.8: 16-Apr-2018 18:19 - CMG
Changed author
v.7: 24-Mar-2016 11:23 - samizdat
Changed IFIDs, language
v.6: 07-Jan-2016 17:55 - CMG
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v.5: 19-Dec-2015 18:28 - necromancer
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v.4: 17-Nov-2015 10:51 - CMG
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v.3: 15-Nov-2015 23:29 - classicaljunkie
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v.2: 01-Oct-2015 17:38 - dutchmule
Changed cover art
v.1: 01-Oct-2015 14:45 - Brendan Patrick Hennessy
Created page

3 Off-Site Reviews

Rock, Paper, Shotgun
Bemusing puzzle box in the form of interactive fiction. Slap it, whack it, look at it. Eventually some stuff will happen. It is like the intricate and complex box in The Room except you have to use your imagination. Your filthy, filthy imagination.
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Jay Is Games
Congratulations! You've found Grandma Bethlinda's Variety Box! Why, what does it do? You haven't the faintest idea. But when curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought it back, so start poking around. All you can do is discover and have fun in this interactive fiction puzzle game by Arthur DiBianca. It starts off with a simple, plain looking box. But the more you poke, pull, crank, and solve, the more entertainment arrives out of it.
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well this is new
This game is entirely textual and even uses a text parser, but its only real commands are USE / U, WAIT / Z, and X / EXAMINE. (Another synonym for USE is UNDERTAKE TO INTERACT WITH. Very funny. It’s USE. You’ll be typing U though.) That’s right, it’s a game with three verbs, and the only verb that actually does things to things is USE, scoffed at as deeply unserious by verb nerds everywhere. Can we make an actual game like this, complete with extensive (but fair) puzzles and a interlude involving a botanical usurpation? Of course we can. These people did.
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