Ratings and Reviews by Canalboy

Magnus Olsson is perhaps best known for writing Uncle Zebulon's Will, a game which won the TADS division at the First Annual IF Competition in 1995. Four years earlier he had completed The Dungeons of Dunjin, a very large cave crawl written in Pascal which had taken him five years to hone into a shape which he considered releasable. The effort involved is very evident in the polished nature of the game, its home brew parser putting most other efforts at text adventure self sufficiency to shame.

The aim of the game is diverse: part treasure hunt for the Holy Grail and sundry other valuables; part odyssey to rescue a princess and part dragon slayer.

I played the DOS release via DOSBox-X and it is a long time since I played a game of this size which has scarcely a typographical or grammatical error anywhere. Considering the game has almost 200 locations and pretty verbose room descriptions this is laudable, even more so when you consider the author wasn't even writing in his first language.

You start off as so often in a forest (yes, really) and explore fifteen odd locations featuring tunnels, an office and a cottage. Magnus obviously has a vicarious feel for player sensitivities as the problems early on are pretty straightforward and you should soon find yourself underground and ready to explore a Zorkian/Crowtheresque landscape of caves.

The game features many locked doors and gates, some of which require keys (there are lots of 'em) and some incantations to breach them. Rather cleverly the whole map links up after a while and therefore negates the need for endless peregrinations across the map. It is to the writer's credit that he manages to park incongruous settings next to each other (a computer room next to a reservoir for instance) without it seeming like a hash of ideas just plonked together.

There are an awful lot of items to port about, in fact nearly 70 and despite the generous inventory limit you will still have to work out where to mass the unused ones without cutting off the path back to them later on; this ceases to be a problem when short cuts are discovered.

As you progress the problems become much more difficult and towards the end I was saving often as I experimented and screwed up on a regular basis.

The author states that his home made parser isn't up to Infocom standards but even so it is better than the one in many commercial games of an earlier time. HELP is available early on if you want it but apparently ceases to work later on. In fact using it crashes the game back to a DOS prompt - one of the few examples of a bug in the game. TAKE ALL is catered for and X for examine, L for look although there is no UNDO. The multi word parser occasionally struggled when speaking with NPCs but not in a game breaking way. The coding must be extremely clever as there are so many changes in location and object statuses along the way. Most of the descriptions are well done with only a few perfunctory "you are in an east-west tunnel" locations and I felt fully immersed in the world due to the high standards of writing. The realism of the game is augmented by the fact that magic only works in certain places, so the mundanity of the world outside the magic gates is a clever juxtaposition. The intensity of the mission you have undertaken is lightened by some welcome shafts of humour; PRAY and you will think of Zork and a "hands and knees tunnel" took me straight back to Colossal Cave. I also liked the plastic skull with "Made In Taiwan" written on it. There is also a puzzle with a knowing wink towards Sweden's second biggest ever export after Volvo.

The NPCs in the game include dwarves, trolls, a princess, a demon and a warlock. There is not a great deal of colloquy between the player and these other crepuscular characters which is a slight weakness. As in a lot of games the other characters are really there as puzzles or lubricants in the flow of the story rather than as flesh and blood entities.

I have seldom played a game with so much scope for soft and hard locking oneself out of victory. You can find yourself in one corner of the map and stranded in an Andy Phillips kind of way early on- later as you find short cuts this problem largely goes away. There are quite a few red herrings as well as items that have multiple uses so throw nothing away. At least there is no lamp timer or any hunger/thirst/time daemons. One puzzle involving the transportation of a wood table would be at home in a Peter Killworth game in its toughness and some of the magic words require considerable leaps of intuition. Save often. Most are very clever and not too taxing to solve and some are tough and clever. Drawing a map is essential for some of the logistical puzzles. Many of the puzzles revolve around magic words and character traits, and it is very important to read all the information that can be gleaned from the manifold books, scrolls and pieces of paper scattered throughout the game. The denouement of the game is really rather hard and I screwed up on numerous occasions. I know that you can draw a sword but its use (there are two of them) is hardly obvious. There may be a clue in there!

Overall this is a lovely big, tough old-fashioned cave crawl which feels like a mainframe game from the seventies both in demeanour and difficulty. I loved it, even though I felt worn out at the end.

Stonequest is an archetypal "complete quest for king and usurp evil tyrant" adventure which would pass as unremarkable but for possibly the most turgid and unimaginative maze in text adventure history. The game itself is composed of 245 rooms, 200 of which are a stone maze with unclimbable walls; there is a magic word that takes you to the maze exit but as you have to thoroughly map it to search for hidden objects that doesn't soften the blow too much.

The game is split into three parts with a codeword issued at the start of parts two and three to enable quick transit to the section you were last in but in these days of emulators and saved game options it is rendered redundant.

Many of the puzzles revolve around pushing furniture, drinking magic potions or saying magic words although there a couple of more imaginative ones, particularly a problem revolving around a canister and a room with green smoke. Many of the commands seem hard coded to the rooms where they work; for instance the trade verb will only work in certain places when talking to one of the game's NPCs. You have to persist with one particular character which may be a clever way of bartering successfully through persistence or may be a bug.

All of your objects are automatically jettisoned when moving from one phase to the next so at least you don't have to worry too much about applying manifold items to a puzzle or an inventory limit. The parser is a two word effort - it understands TAKE ALL but not "oops" or "back." The writing is reasonable but most rooms are merely backdrops to the puzzles. The first section is the largest and has the most varied geography and character interaction. When playing on the Altirra 4.21 emulator in CIO mode the game crashed at the end of part one but worked ok via 4.30. You can soft lock youself out of winning; howeverv this will be evident soon after the erroneous action. Unusually for a game of this vintage there are no dark areas and no lamp timer and no thirst or hunger daemons so feel free to wander randomly without any time pressure.

The denouement features a nice homage to one of the most famous sketches from Monty Python's Flying Circus. Personally I've never pressed wild flowers.

Où sont les neiges d'antan? It must be said that I had many a Proustian moment replaying this excellent Level 9 offering. It is 42 years since I purchased it for my Atari 800 amidst my 'A' levels at school back in 1983. Back in those distant days of The Tube on Channel Four and Gabichi golfing sweaters as the iconic fashion statement of the time I loaded up this game on my dodgy Atari tape recorder. It took about a quarter of an hour to load, if it loaded at all (about half the time it crashed) and I spent many an evening battling against carnivorous jellies when I should have been studying. Chivers give you shivers.

The DOS version essayed here is an enhanced one on the old Middle Earth offering e.g. it understands EXAMINE and UNDO but the Tolkien references are gone in the repackaged game so no Minas Tirith; this does not affect immersion in a detrimental fashion. Dungeon Adventure proffers a massive map of over 200 locations, cleverly crafted puzzles and as Gunness from CASA has noted, an eerily evocative and claustrophobic feel is engendered - steps and skeletal hands crumble; rats, corpses and slime proliferate the dungeons; there are no friendly faces (with one exception) to share the burden here and the oppressiveness and sense of isolated choice works extremely well. The descriptions are broodingly evocative and there is barely a typo to wince at as you pick your way through the Dantesque devastation, although in one location a statue may only be recognised as a sculpture. Occasional shafts of dry humour pierce the oppressive prose. What do rats flee?

Having just completed the game again I think I would taxonomise it as a game of medium difficulty. At the time it was probably the hardest game I had played but subsequent sufferings at the hands of the Phoenix authors have made me reassess its difficulty quotient. Some puzzles have multiple solutions too and there are a few outrageous puns as well as a handful of sudden death locations as well as an appearance by Zorro.

There is a very clever set piece section of the game in the central dungeon which comprises a huge spiral ramp, down upon which the Demon Lord used to watch the Middle Earth equivalent of the Christians versus the lions battle a series of life or death puzzles; all this from the vicarious comforts of his Viewing Gallery. Collect 9 gems and escape. In all there are 35 treasures to ransack from the ruins all around you and many have a more than monetary worth. There is also a very useful teleportation system employing a hierarchical structure of coloured collars which save a lot of backtracking. If only the Epic games had this facility! Another user-friendly factor is the rematerialisation of your temporary light source when it expires. A more permananent source of illumination can be found deeper into the game.

The parser is an improvement on the original 1982 release. TAKE ALL, UNDO and EXAMINE all work as does RAMSAVE. Multiple commands may be entered and most items may be referred to.

The puzzles contained herein vary from the obvious to more laterally challenging set pieces and it is commendable that there is little repetition involved in puzzle solving.

There is much about the game which is even more user friendly in the repackaged version than the original 1982 offering as explained above. One particularly friendly feature is the fact that your entire inventory can be ported about with you inside a magical object. Add this to the teleportation system together with no solitary lamp timer and you have a very user friendly experience all round.

Four decades cannot wither the game, nor Twine stale its infinite variety. This remains one of the very best puzzlefests ever created.

This is another large and finicky Epic adventure with interminable dull paths and real-time elements; there are a whole host of winding underground tunnels and paths which need careful mapping. The number of redundant locations can't possibly have anything to do with making the game seem more attractive in the advertising of the day when room count was a major selling point. Oh dear me no.

The premise is that you find yourself on a country road next to a well after spinning a strange wheel you found lying in a country lane; to return to civilisation you must find 23 treasures and then...well, it should be fairly obvious.

There are umpteen ways of soft and hard locking yourself out of completion in this game so you must save in almost an anal fashion. Remember the lamp will burn in real time too so no dawdling or al fresco lamp lighting. Some exits are not clued so mapping is essential here; successful completion depends on not wasting precious lamp oil. It is not possible to refill your lamp as I eventually discovered, despite there being a large pool of oil in one location. Lubrication may be a prerequisite elsewhere.

The game has a number of split second timing decisions to make, mostly centering around when and where to interact with the various NPCs in the game as well as some one visit only areas. Discovering which objects to take with you into these areas and the order in which to visit them will inevitably lead to numerous reloads and restarts. The ten item inventory limit may sound ample but there are times when you will need to take that many items with you so there is no scope for getting it wrong.

The EPIC Operating system was co-written by the author together with D.M. Johnson and updated several times; while the parser in this game is not as sophisticated as the one in The Lost Crystal written three years later from the same stable I found it adequate and I didn't have much trouble in expressing my desire, with the exception of one set piece involving a farmer and a bull in a china shop. I came across not a single typo or other shrdlu which is refreshing.

As mentioned above there are a number of both obstructive and helpful NPCs including a policemen, a werewolf, a troll and a tramp who move across certain areas of the game map. As in many of the games from the seminal years there is ample scope for soft and hard locks, sometimes obvious straight away and sometimes not.

Squeezing 218 illustrated rooms into the 32K Beeb won't have been easy this side of Level 9 text compression techniques and overall the game is worth playing for the puzzles which are definitely the game's strong suit.

I played via the B-em emulator version 2.2 as I prefer the native font to the BeebEm program and upped the emulator speed to 300 per cent which gave smooth and fast game play sessions.

Remakes, flippin' remakes. Nicholas Cage in The Wicker Man? Bruce Willis in The Day Of The Jackal? No more questions, m'lud.

1981 was of course still a time when the text adventure was in its infancy. It was just five years since Colossal Cave hit the ARPANET and seven since Peter Langston's Wander lit its flickering light under the bushel of history. This review is based on the original and best version of Cranston Manor.

The games back then tended to be large, difficult and fantasy based and this game is certainly one of the best examples of the time. There is also a nice fricassee of James Bond thrown into the recipe for good measure. This first version was written for the North Star Horizon (a machine released in early 1977) by Larry Ledden and ported to the Atari as a text only game. A version for Dynacomp was written in MBASIC for CP/M in the summer of 1981 as well. A later version was written for Sierra On-Line which sacrificed textual depth, puzzle quality, story enforcement and atmosphere on the altar of the new text/graphical age.

It is unashamedly a "search the grounds and house of a long-dead eccentric and collect sixteen treasures" game but the muddy track of history had few tyre marks back then and the genre still works when done well.

As previously intimated there is a very well done denouement to the game when you penetrate the erstwhile owner's nerve center and the tension is upped as you suddenly play 007 dodging murderous tin soldiers and laser beams. This clever switch certainly kicks you out of your comfort zone after pottering about the mansion fiddling with ropes and desks.

The somewhat primitive two word parser understands about 130 words but I can think of only one place where I struggled to phrase my intentions in a way that didn't seem cuddly to the parser. The descriptions are very well done, often long and evocative making full use of the space afforded by a disk game without lapsing into dime novel territory. I particularly like the layout of the town near the manor which you have to traverse before the main game begins inside the manor - this certainly adds to the immersive feel of being alone in the city. This naturalistic idea was insensitively removed from the later version.

There are rather novel ways of recharging your lantern and the droid which you control (a unique conceit for the time) although I believe these clever innovations are also lacking in the Sierra rehash.

Much of the game is open from the start although there are a few hidden passages and locked doors; my favourite conceits in these kind of games. There is also an inventory limit of eight objects but as the map is fairly quickly traversed this is only a minor irritation and the game isn't top heavy with portable items anyway. The 134 locations seem somehow smaller to me and this is probably a tribute to the logistical planning that went into the map by the author. There are also none of those "traipsing along an identical rocky path for twelve moves" type of wearisome conceits that some software houses of the time demanded in an effort to flab out the size of their games.

I played via the Altirra emulator v 4.21 as the 4.30 version seemed to crash in enhanced text mode.

We've all done it - bumping into someone for the first time in years and barely clocking them but there are still some immutable features that we instantly recognise. And so it is with this half-remembered relic of Crowther's original.

I grabbed the executable for this via DropBox and I was pleasantly surprised. I was expecting a near exact copy of Colossal Cave but instead it is quite an interesting spin-off; yes it has a wellhouse and a grate and other plagiaristic nods to the original but most of the locations and puzzles are original and well done. Surprisingly XYZZY and the rest of the canonical commands aren't recognised.

It does have the traditional very nasty "maze of twisty passages, all alike" which must be thoroughly mapped lest you miss an item. It also has evidence of being unfinished as you can move through a door and be greeted with "Colossal Cavern is under construction in this area. Please return to this location at a later date for interesting Adventures."

You can however still attain 500 out of 500 points.

In common with games this venerable the two word parser can be annoying but at least it understands GET ALL and VERBOSE and you can save multiple games without the game exiting immediately afterwards.

It does ratchet up the difficulty level from Crowther's original but still falls short of the Phoenix games in terms of hardness.