Chez Dark Shade Ark

You're not in any sort of holiday mood, so you decide to walk across the street and through the park instead of bugging kids who're enjoying themselves. Or being bugged by how cheerful they are. You trespass through a park ... but it's not the park you think you're trespassing through. You're captured and sent to a cell. And not just any cell: a wee clink!

Escape the cell, get around weapons of war, undead creatures, and a thief who talks about themselves in the third person, and come face-to-face with your captor.