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Don't Pee Yourself!

by Hulk Handsome profile

Slice of life
2011

(based on 18 ratings)
5 reviews

About the Story

The aim of this game is to pee in the toilet!

A satirical (and crude) take on the pedantic and often tedious nature of IF, in addition to pointing out how bad we are at performing everyday actions when we have to actually think about them.


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News

Just put together a new version. It's currently pending at the if archive, should hopefully show up soon!

What's new:

New pee facts!
New commands, mostly in response to watching other people play!
Some new objects to interact with!
New ways to pee yourself!

I'm pretty sure I ironed out all the bugs, let me know if something happens that shouldn't have.
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Auntie Pixelante
hulk handsome’s don’t pee yourself is reminiscent of don’t shit your pants, the stupid-smart game about achievements that was regretfully cold-shouldered out of its rightful place in the igf. while both games dabble in the teach-the-robot-to-make-a-sandwich absurdity of adventure game logic, i think don’t pee yourself gets a lot out of the ambiguity of the text-only format.
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The Indie Shelter

Wow, una avventura testuale! Non dobbiamo pisciarci addosso e siamo davanti alla porta chiusa del bagno. Una emozionante avventura che ci farà provare la difficoltà e la sofferenza di chi deve affrontare una delle prove più difficili della giornata. Riusciremo ad urinare senza farcela addosso?
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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
Oops, peed myself!, October 31, 2011
by Nereare (São Paulo, Brazil)

The plotline takes the word "minimalism" to whole new level: you have to do nothing else but peeing. But still, having lost this game a handful of times indicates it's small and prosaical task is not a simple one.
Don't Pee Yourself! reminds us the difference between IF and reality by calling attention on automated actions that are sometimes, well, automated by the various systems used on this genre.
Each playtime is very short -- one minute or two --, but you will have to play it more than once.

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6 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
A great game for two in the morning., October 30, 2011

Very short, the title says it all. If you aren't looking for crude satire and facts about urination, don't bother with this one. If you are looking for a few moments entertainment, this is perfect. Each time you lose you get a little factoid to make the pain of loss less frustrating. I might recommend this game to my less mature friends.

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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
Goofy fun, June 10, 2017

Slapstick comedy is very hard to accomplish in interactive fiction, but this one nails it. Long, long indeed has it been since a text adventure made me laugh out loud! Skillfully done comedy.

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