idle phone simulator

Adapted from a SpringThing25 Review

Played: 4/7/25
Playtime: 10m

This is a Ren’Py game, kind of an under-represented platform in my IF journey. A visual novel, with IF choice-making as an engagement engine.

The visual part of this visual novel(ette) is attractively realized. A very distinctive artistic style rendering protagonist and their home for us to loosely navigate on the way to work. The protagonist is an endearing mess, with her daily routine juuuust barely, and amusing, beyond her grasp in the full view of her creepily-intrusive electronics. The art provides the perfect informal, warm vibe, kind of mirroring the protagonist’s attitude. It makes some choices that raise eyebrows, not in a deleterious way, but in a ‘carving its own place’ way. For example, you play as a cat-girl with rabbit-person friend… who also has an actual cat. Is it just me? It’s not just a hat on a cat – that’s wild, right? People don’t keep people as pets, do cats keep..? I don’t know, I can’t stop wondering how that works. Also, our cat person uses skin cream but not fur cream…? Where does the rabbit hole stop???

Look, I get that I could light a pipe, put on a sweater with elbow patches and digress into artistic representation vs underlying reality but… why? That sounds pretentious and joy sucking and dull and SO out of step with the fun of the piece.

Complementing the art style, is a sassy writing voice that is snortingly fun. Here’s some examples:
“its ass oclock”
(para)“did you know you can lose 87% of your joy eating zuchini?”
“absorbing the power of 350 incels”

The whole thing is rendered in this matter-of-fact, cynical, put-upon voice and it is just thoroughly winning, the more so contrasted against the cartoony hello-kitty characters. The premise – flailing to get through a morning of trivial challenges – could end up hopelessly twee if this last element were missing. Conversely, the presence of the wry voice transforms both art and premise into something worth riding along with just to get more one liners! The frisson is as much the joy as the sly language itself.

So there I am, bubbling along happily in this cozy, witty flow. And then it ended.

Wait, what? Yeah, if I have a quibble with the piece its that in its vanishingly short runtime it gave us a lot of fakeout (low) stakes, humorously trivial setbacks and then… ended. There was no arc, dramatic or otherwise to the piece. No escalating tensions, needs unfulfilled, setups and payoffs, just a really fun hang with a charismatic character that abruptly stopped. I mean, that’s cool, it WAS undeniably fun. Without those other things though, I’m not sure how much sticking power it has.

Other than questions that will never leave me like “…DO THEY FIGHT OVER THE CATNIP???..”

Horror Icon: Freddie
Vibe: Beleagured
Polish: Gleaming
Gimme the Wheel! : If this were my project you would know it because there would be more dogs. If I were to finesse this project, I’d have to try to provide some semblance of a dramatic arc. Something, anything to stop me wondering how MARKING works in that house.

Polish scale: Gleaming, Smooth, Textured, Rough, Distressed
Gimme the Wheel: What I would do next, if it were my project.

Another cutesy VN entry. You wake up, and fumble through your morning routine while preparing for your next appointment. The writing is sweet even if the story is the short and simple type, and there is plenty of nice art and music to go along with it.

As far as interactivity goes, you have a list of activities you can pick to perform in any order, with the occasional choice to go along with it. Replay value is light, as I think you'll need to do every activity to proceed, but one playthrough was already entertaining enough.

Note: There is quite a bit of coarse language in the game, despite the previously mentioned cute vibes.

Note 2: Self-control is important. Do not add too much butter when baking.

This is a ren’py game with an anthropomorphic animal character. It features pretty strong language, so I wasn’t going to play it, but I found the script file and searched and replaced it and it was just fine.

This game has you play as a cat-like human who wakes up a little later than they’d like and has to make some cookies for an event later.

The character is self deprecating and funny, and their life is filled with both good things and challenges like an annoyingly broken phone.

As others have mentioned, it does cut off suddenly, which is why I marked it with less stars. It’s a pretty good story already; just adding a short conclusion to it would make the whole package pretty satisfying.