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My First Stupid Game

by Dan McPherson

1996

(based on 2 ratings)
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26th Place - 2nd Annual Interactive Fiction Competition (1996)

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And what a stupid game it is. The protagonist needs to urinate, but someone's put a lock on the toilet. Find the key without getting mauled by a bear. Very small. Death occurs at random, but very seldom. Really, really offensive.

-- Carl Muckenhoupt

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Artistic it most certainly is not, nor is it anything more than a smattering of I-F situations with the most bare-bones plot attached.
-- C.E. Forman
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>INVENTORY - Paul O'Brian writes about interactive fiction

Let’s see: boring, juvenile, bad coding, irritating descriptions, dumb goals. That pretty much covers it.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
A short, purposely dumb game involving urination, August 1, 2017
by MathBrush
Related reviews: 15-30 minutes

This game has a homebrew parser that doesn't recognize most commands. In this short game, you have to work very hard to keep from urinating yourself.

It has several bugs and overall just doesn't make much sense, except for the anti-Barney rhetoric.

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