Hairs

Regain your hair, lose control. Nine possible endings. None of them good.

Content warning — Possible side effects include: misogyny, misanthropy, resentment, sounding like a creep, being a creep, violence against animals, violence against people, bodily harm and mutilation, fires, falls, stabbings, street fights, media sensationalism, uncontrolled hair growth, human experimentation, unhealthy fixations, botched transplants, foul language, despair, obsolescence, doing your own research, disastrous Zoom meetings, uncomfortable phone calls, the medical industrial complex, the unavoidable effects of aging, a creeping sense of your own obsolescence, the horrible knowledge that no matter what, there are things you will never be able to regain in this life, not in the same form, not in the same way, but hell, maybe you should try anyway.