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Cows Vs. Aliens

by BerkaZerka

2016

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(based on 6 ratings)
2 reviews

About the Story

Farmer Brown is on vacation and it's up to Fernando El Fantastico the Bull (that's you!) to save his Herd when Aliens come to harvest them!

(by playing draw poker against a horde of moronic alien invaders!)

Special Thanks to Killa_Robot for playtesting feedback - This Meep's For him! ^v^


Game Details

Language: English (en)
Current Version: Unknown
License: Free
Development System: ChooseYourStory
IFID: Unknown
TUID: degmo8vpko7w2bk2

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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful:
Awesome, January 1, 2021
by Ogre (A Cave)

This game is just first-class awesomeness. Sure, the author could have written all the tons of scripting and manipulation to make a poker-playing card game and that would have been enough. But instead, this author went way beyond that and included hilarious pictures on the cards and even a story about aliens who somehow know how to play poker in the first place!

I loved the way that it kept going for a long time, forcing you try and beat more and more aliens as the game progressed. I’m not sure how I was able to beat so many so easily, and I wonder if the game might be slightly tipped in my favor (or if the AI behind the aliens is as dumb as the aliens or even non-existent). But it was still absolutely tons of fun. I don’t know why this isn’t rated eight by everyone who plays it – I’m guessing those are alienphobes or something.

This is a really great example of some of the extremes that are possible with this site and the scripting languages and variables that are available to authors. Yes, you can write some great stories here, but if you learn more about how these things works, you, too, can create masterful games like this. Thanks so much for taking all the time it took to write this thing and for sharing it with the site!


2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
Draw poker.... with cows?, December 28, 2020

This is a quick fun little thing, where you battle against aliens in a game of draw poker.

There was a pretty humorous story, and the card names are all unique stuff.

Overall, good fun.

Meep


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