Bathroom Run

Bathroom Run is a tiny Twine game centred around... well, toilet jokes. You enter a bathroom with the different options of relieving yourself, as well as the possibility of doing so either sitting or standing up. Depending on what you do (and how many times you do it), you may get a funny response.

But yes, it's all pee and poop humour.

Woah. I'm not against nsfw content in general... but this is... I'm not sure what to say.

You're in a toilet. You can either do the small stuff or the big stuff. You can stand or sit. If you do it standing up, you make a mess. If you keep doing it, bad things happen. At one point, the smell is said to be 'palatable'. At this point, I'm unsure if it's a typo or not.

This sort of toilet humor might entertain someone else, but it's probably not for me. I'm planning to beat a hasty retreat now... and perhaps find someplace to sit that's not a toilet.