Uninteractive Fiction

The game is a short joke, and, in my opinion, it's funny. It's absolutely worth ten seconds of your time to experience it. (Be sure to check out the author's provided walkthrough.)

Also, be sure to play with sound on, as the game includes an a capella choral "sad trombone" sound effect when you click "Play."

(The game doesn't allow you to replay when you refresh, but you can replay it by playing in an incognito/private window.)