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you're shot by elephants
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Mistakes. We all make them.
As a matter of common courtesy, my original review is at the bottom of this one; but I find I must add to it.
It's been pointed out to me that my tone in writing this review was too hostile, or at the very least too quick to label the author a troll. Now while my impression of the game remains that it was very likely an intentional waste of a potential player's time - and hence characteristic of trolling behavior - I must emphasize that this is a purely personal feeling. In situations like these, one can never objectively determine whether or not someone is a troll, since you can't read the mind of the person in question. You can only make guesses - educated, but subjective - as to what is going on behind the scenes.
So my apologies to the author for an unnecessary accusation without a strong foundation.
Now a word to the author directly.
Please don't think this changes my opinion of the game. The game is, basically, not good. There's one move and there's one joke - the (thin) humor of which is dependent on the game having turned out to be a deliberate and instant anti-climax. Generally speaking, this is the kind of game I'd expect people to write as a sort of prank played on another friend familiar with IF. Which, in and of itself, is fine.
IFDB, however, is not meant to be a dumping-ground for games like this. The people who visit the site regularly, even daily, aren't looking for three-second entertainment. They want interesting and creative games made by people who care about making interesting and creative games.
This game is neither particularly interesting nor particularly creative, but those are forgivable - there's no hard quality standard an entry needs too have to be on this site.
But it's that "care" bit that gets to me. When i was shot by elephants - the length, the joke, the grammar - it all smacks of laziness. It feels like nothing went into making this game. And I do think that on some level you're aware of that.
So please, please: have some concern for the people who want to play games born out of effort, and have some pride in the material you write.
The original review is printed below:
Play it if, once the heat death of the universe has reduced all matter and energy to a fine dust spread out across fathomless reaches of cold, dead space, you have absolutely nothing left to do but torture your disembodied psyche.
Don't play it if: you have more interesting things to do, such as breathing.
There's almost nothing to say. This is a one-move non-game that literally cannot present you with a sentence without mangling its grammar and punctuation. This author is a troll, a bounder, and a cad of the first degree.
This is absolutely terrible!
Reason A: TOO SHORT. If you're going to get shot by elephants at least make
it more interesting. Please!
REASON B: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? There is no reason to do this to people. We come on this site to play GOOD IF games, not bad ones.
The worthlessness of this troll is trolololol-worthy.
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