Big Deal, Oh!

You have heard of the Kind Gritty Grind City. But you have no clue how to get there.

One day, when you're at the hardware store buying insulation, you happen on a weird item called the trudge-now'll-nudge trowel. You feel compelled to buy it.

It just sits there for a year. Then one day when you consider sending stuff to goodwill, you put it in your back. You take a bike to the flea market.