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I Have No Verbs, and I Must

by DissoluteSolute profile

(based on 2 ratings)
Estimated play time: 19 minutes (based on 2 votes)
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About the Story

A protagonist trapped within a narrative locked within an enigma.

Awards

20th Place, Le Grand Guignol - English - ECTOCOMP 2025

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Average Rating: based on 2 ratings
Number of Reviews Written by IFDB Members: 1
Single-verb game, short speed-IF horror game, December 1, 2025
Related reviews: 15-30 minutes

I was bewildered by this game when I started it. Most moves result in instant death. A lot of words in the description are bolded, but typing them does nothing. I downloaded HTML tads on my work computer in case there were supposed to be hyperlinks.

Eventually, I typed random verbs, and shout took me to a new room! Trying to figure out the connection and dying a few more times, I pondered more on the name of the game and realized what was going on.

This game has numerous strange and surreal vignettes. My favorite was a car ride with someone who has strapped knives onto all the surfaces, that was an interesting image.

The writing and the initial mystery are the two main components of the game for evaluation. Like I said, a couple vignettes really called out to me. I didn’t grasp a larger pattern or see a common thread (however, that’s pretty common for me with poetic IF, and I’ve had discussions with a few poetry authors on how poetic IF should be evaluated. But this is a rated competition, so I’m comparing to other games, including by the same author! So for me the vivid imagery and the frustrating beginning are the parts I think of the most).

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