Ratings and Reviews by Lance Cirone

The Wand revolves around a single core mechanic that the game never runs out of creative ways to use. You have a wand with three colored sections you can set to different combinations. Each combination has a different effect, like one puts out fires while another acts as a magnifying glass. You have to find these different combinations and use them to solve puzzles and reach the castle's tower. Not all of the combinations are spelled out for you: some require piecing together multiple clues. Figuring out one and seeing what it did always feels rewarding, especially when you know exactly what you can use it on.

Another important aspect of the game is that you can't touch anything in the rooms, so the wand is the only item you're allowed to handle. It helps streamline the game and makes your thought process always involve figuring out what to do with the spells you have, or figuring out where to find new ones. The final puzzle really brings everything together.

You might have picked up on there being more to this game than it seems. (Spoiler - click to show)Replaying it and using one of the endgame skills opens up a much more difficult extra quest, which is awesome, since it pushes the wand mechanic even further while letting you use all the knowledge you gained on your first run. The game deserves all of its praise, and if you want a fair puzzler to sit down with and take notes on, this is a great choice.

The Play won me over with its strong cast of characters, stylization, and comedy. In this story, you play as a director for a local theatre production. Opening day is tomorrow, and nothing is going right. With inexperienced actors, tension between cast members, a lack of fitting costumes and props, and bizarre improvisation, you have to make sure everything works as smoothly as it can.

The game switches styles between a formally written play script detailing sections of the performance, and prose for the sections where you are given backstory or choices. Also, some words can be clicked for a bit of extra background detail, which is a nice option. For the ending, there's a neat capper where you are given a review of the play based on what you decided to go with. The sidebar also lists the crew members and what their current mood is. The choices do all build up and impact the story, but you don't feel pressured that you could miss out on something big, and a single playthrough is short enough that you could easily play it a few times to see what else you can do.

What sells the writing for me is that while we only see a day in this troupe's life, we can already get a good understanding of their dynamic just from how they talk to each other and what they do during the rehearsal. The story is full of little references to previous experiences they've had, including some peculiar credits that go mostly unexplained ("The Ballad of Benji Benjamino", "last month's run of Much Alarm About Agnes"). The writing is very confident and doesn't slow down with unneeded exposition.

This is easily one of my favorite choice-based games I've played, and it deserves all the recommendation it gets.

This is a surreal game where much of it seems to be left to the player's interpretation. You explore a garden surrounding a wedding, picking up items and using them to uncover more details: such as finding nice clothes to join the wedding yourself or getting gardening tools to dig up a mysterious spot in the garden. The latter will lead to you uncovering a grave and begin a murder mystery. Namely, you think you were the murderer, and it might also be your own wedding you're attending -- it's all a bit unclear.

Every time you loop around the garden, you are given the choice to submit to one of two outcomes (accepting your guilt or deciding it wasn't your fault), and the game tells you neither outcome is exactly the "correct" one. It depends on the information you found and how you, the player, feel. Alternatively, you can take another trip around the garden to use items or look for places you might have missed. It's a pretty engaging structure, and I found myself constantly coming across new things.

I also liked the game's writing style: it leans into this more ethereal vibe where you're not exactly sure what's real or not. I wasn't able to come across a proper ending in my playthrough, but I might have missed something. The game was a bit longer than I expected, too. Overall, I'd recommend this one.

This is one of the games from Bouchercomp, a SpeedIF running in 2008. The premise involves a prison escape, and the interpretation here is quite unconventional: you are trapped in a miniature pocket universe by Professor Shecky Lowell, consisting of a park, a few people doing repetitive actions, and a shed. The only escape is through a giant void, where certain conditions must be completed before you are allowed through.

The game's main puzzle is strange, in that the only hint I could find (the text on the flagpole) seemed to be a red herring. Still, the map is so small and there are so few interactable objects that you are bound to find it through trial and error. In the end, you don't even escape the paradise: you just find kitten powder that lets kittens frolic through the park, like Lowell told you they used to until they were scared away (or eaten) by a giant.

In the end, the main puzzle just isn't that satisfying to solve. Still, I do like that Lowell's Paradise was able to fit in so much backstory and such a unique setting for a game developed in a short time.

Merk is a pretty amusing SpeedIF. You are sent a letter by an alien who requests that you bring him a 100 year-old typewriter, because he always breaks newer keyboards. You go to the typewriter store and find one in the back room, but it turns out to be cursed and transports you to Pluto. The entire planet and its inhabitants are cursed too, so the alien tells you to blow up the planet, which you do using a cartoony detonator. "The moral is: never open your mail."

It makes no sense, but I always get a kick out of more surreal stories like this. It was also pretty easy to play, it's basically a linear structure where you are immediately told where to go or what to do next. I liked it.

Midnight Snack is an beginner-friendly game revolving around getting out of bed, making and eating a sandwich, and going back to sleep. You are graded on how fast you can complete the game. Once you're aware of the few caveats you need to take care of before getting to bed (turning off the lights and sinks, putting away your butter knife and food), it doesn't take too long to beat the game with the best rank. I think this game could be good for introducing someone to basic parser gameplay.

One Does Not Simply Fry is fully aware of how ridiculous its premise is, but goes full-force with it, and that's why I love it. It's a cooking competition set in a parody Lord of the Rings. It'd be easy for something like this to just come off as a gimmick or disposable, but the theming really does tie everything together. The game is also incredibly funny, and made me laugh out loud multiple times. I loved every bit with the bread. I realize a lot of complaints about this game come from a perceived overdose of puns or just finding some jokes weak, but I didn't really notice that. This is part of the complete commitment to the bit; it reminds me of In a Manor of Speaking.

Gameplay-wise, this is really engaging and makes good use of the ChoiceScript format. There are four characters you can play as, each specializing in different areas of cooking or having things they can use to their advantage (such as strength or persuasiveness). First, you get to choose how to budget your money to buy ingredients. During the cooking contest, you go through each step of making your onion ring, and can try to sway the judges or sabotage other contestants with your downtime. It really makes you stop to think about your choices because they all add up in determining whether or not you win. The ending also does a good job of letting you know what specifically you failed on and what you did well, so you can plan around that next time. The only luck-based element I can see is that every contestant has a 1 in 6 chance to get a premium kitchen, but the game is pretty open with showing how this is calculated and when it happens, and it does improve the replayability. The game also has a good amount of achievements, which is always neat to see.

I didn't do very good on my first run, but I'd be glad to play it over again to see if I can do better with a different character. The only real criticism I have is that a few parts feel a bit long with the rules, but they do have a good amount of comedy and you can skip the repetitive parts on replays. One of the weirdest choice-based games I've played, but I had a great time with it.

Transporter has flown under the radar, with basically no documentation or acknowledgement of its existence until Garry Francis beat it and wrote up a walkthrough in May of 2024. It's nothing super unique, but it's a solid game that perfectly represents the prototypical idea of what a text adventure is like.

The premise involves you being warped from your living room to a wizard's place, and you have to explore to find an artifact to power it back up. The gameplay involves lock-and-key puzzles, timing puzzles, and it's possible to accidentally lock yourself out of victory (this is a cruel game). Most of the puzzles aren't too bad if you're making frequent saves. The game also doesn't work on a few modern interpreters, since the SAY and ASK commands will make it crash on input. Overall, though, I didn't have any other complaints with the game. It's nice if you want something that feels familiar.

This game sees you invited to a party in a mysterious hotel. You travel to various floors to gather what you need to set it up, while running into other people you decide to assist, such as a socialite woman and a lost little girl.

I liked the visual presentation. The hotel schedule has a stylish illustrated image of various sheets posted up, with room information, graphics, and room numbers. There's also a few times where the text changes to reflect the story, such as a text conversation and an announcement over a PA both being formatted differently. Hitting a panel causes the little box representing it to shake as a clinking sound plays. There's also a particularly clever use of timed text, when the game says "you literally have to wait for 20 seconds for all of this to be over," and the results of it appear exactly that much time later.

The game uses audio well, with brief sound effects playing as you reach a new floor. The writing throughout is pretty strong: "As the elevator descended, Lavinia launched into a hilarious, rapid-fire account of the party's ongoing drama. A missing diamond necklace, a jealous ex-boyfriend, and a celebrity chef with a burnt soufflé – it seemed chaos was the order of the night."

I only noticed a few errors, such as typos ("i very much apreacieated your concern"). On floor 26, the clickable words don't disable after you click them, meaning you can keep clicking them to spawn more text. I got a missing passage error when I tried to go to the lobby, but I was still able to get a few of the different endings. Also, the elevator numbers in the dropdown are also colored white just like the background of the selection, making them impossible to read without highlighting; maybe either part could be yellow like the noticeboard? Overall, I had fun with the game.