The Stolen Song

“Counsel for the defence, do you have any further witnesses you intend to call?” The judge is stern. “I believe we have time left for one or two. Provided the court’s time is not wasted with amateur theatrics.”

A performance interrupted; a melody malappropriated; a courtroom in chaos. The Accused Contralto stands trial, charged with the theft of her latest music-hall song. Take the reins from the Contralto’s truly abysmal counsel. Investigate the origins of the contested tune. Lead cross-examinations against eccentric and unwilling witnesses. Pursue truth, or justice, or simple acquittal by any means you can.

One thing is clear: this is no straightforward case. D__n catchy tune, though.