The Absolute Worst IF Game in History

I really wish I could convey to people that just because something runs doesn't mean it should be published.

It's also unfortunately common for novice writers to try to write "so bad it's good" games with self-reproachful titles like this one. Thing is, "so bad it's good" does not happen intentionally. When you call your game something like "the absolute worst IF game in history," you're probably going to be right, or at least in the running.

This doesn't even work as a troll game, and I think I put more thought and effort into this review than the author did into this game.