The Hindenburg Ogre

You are chugging ale with your chums in the Main Hall when the great wizard Hokas Tokas storms in and points his finger at you angrily.

"Jerkface!" Hokas hisses. "I warned you to stay away from my daughter! Here's what I'm gonna do! And you ain't gonna like it one bit!

"I'm sending you to fight your way out of an adolescent male power fantasy concocted by a hack writer of the 1930's. You will take the place of a pul magazine hero named Doc Hazzard, and he will come here to take your place in the world of Eamon."

You scratch your head. "Who is Doc Hazzard?" you ask.

Hokas waves his arms and mutters a mystical incantation. The room begins to spin and grow dark. "So long, chump!" Hokas snarls, "Get home the best way you can!"

... and just as the darkness becomes total, you suddenly remember that Hokas Tokas doesn't have a daughter!

This adventure is part of the Eamon universe. Like all Eamon adventures, it is an RPG-style game, mostly using a two-word parser. Because Eamon is a modular system, you may bring a character and equipment from other adventures into this one.