Legacy of a Princess

Although the original Legend of Zelda seems to be heavily influenced by text adventures and would probably translate well, you'd never know it playing this I-F. Poorly implemented with many spelling errors -- and isn't Impa's name misspelled in the intro? -- it isn't even faithful to the source. A Like-like outdoors? Hyrule without magic? Zelda/Sheik has to use a crossbow? Hyrule with crossbows?

But what truly kills this adventure: Link can't hit a darn thing with that sword.

This appears to be largely a parody/expansion/fanfic/something based on The Legend of Zelda. As I never played the original, it didn't mean much to me. There were a number of rooms where there was nothing to do, and the initial several moves of plot were of the variety where X tells you to go somewhere and see Y, and then Y tells you to go and see Z, and Z tells you to visit X again. So I wasn't terribly enthralled, and quit. Someone with nostalgic feelings towards Zelda might have a different experience. Or not.