I Thought It Was a Common IF

An interactive isekai. Or, at least, it bears some resemblance to an interactive isekai, if you only did the first step of the interactive isekai recipe and then left it out in the sun for five days. And hired a narrator by tacking up handmade flyers at your local college. And violated multiple health code laws. And

Please enjoy this silly little pile of goofiness.

(And yes you receive brownie points if you know the webnovel I named this after)