Surreal in the way only a 13 year old's crappy writing can be. I'm sorry for starting off with such an objective judgement, but yeah, this isn't even worth playing - the writing is horrible, with misplaced punctuation and barely any capital letters at the beginning of sentences. Not only is it offensive to the English language, but it's got actual offensive content - (Spoiler - click to show)you have to avoid getting 'raped' by a group of people who break into your house. And no, that's not handled in any way that makes it interesting or thoughtful or frightening, it's used for shock value in the worst possible way.
If you're the kind of person who wants to play a game that feels like a youtube comment tree, be my guest. But most people shouldn't even bother with this.
Tired of this crud.