Total Paddling Mania

Baf's Guide

An unsubtle, sparse, and shallow piece of propaganda that advocates that paddling kids is good, and that time-outs are stupid. There's an unruly kid. You can paddle him, but only once. The option of using a time-out isn't implemented. Other than paddling, there's little else to do. The game doesn't have an ending. The only funny line is taken from South Park. Pass.

-- David Welbourn