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Monster Fucker One: Vampire

by Kristan X profile

Episode 1 of Monster Fucker

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About the Story

"It's your first time, but you don't feel nervous. Not yet..."

You're a human, but you don't want to be. You want to be a vampire. Mooch through the darker corners of a vampire nightclub in this text-based adventure game, and do your best to get laid, get bitten, or both at the same time.

Monster Fucker One: Vampire is the first instalment in a series of adult interactive fiction games featuring a range of different mythical beings. The free version includes three different encounters, and the full version gives you access to seven. There are over 30,000 words of text, and more than a dozen unique endings.

It was written by Kristan X - writer, sex nerd and (somewhat twisted) mind behind the professionally-filthy sex blog Lascivity.

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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
Nontoxic Vampire AIF, October 20, 2018
by Hanon Ondricek (United States)

"Monster Fucker One: Vampire is the first in a series of text-based interactive fictions in which you attempt to seduce various beings of myth and legend." I only played the demo. For $2 on itch.io you get "seven different encounters, more than a dozen unique endings, and about 23,000 words of text."

This is a decent choice-based adult story about a protagonist who is horny to get bit by a vampire. The game offers a binary choice of gender (anything more nuanced may be outside the scope of what the author is doing here) and gets right to the hookup process without futtering around too much with an atmosphere or description beyond the surface anatomy of potential paramours. This is fine - it's not trying too hard to be much more than vampire fanfic. I appreciate the gender choice and that the game doesn't lock out your partner's gender based on that. As far as I can see here, consent is observed and the protagonist desires to be bitten, so it's a bit of harmless smut.

The writing is fine. There's no conflict except finding which vampire is DTF; some are skittish, some are haughty, one is just right. You choose whether to take the lead or be passive in a quick hotel room encounter and the deed is done. There's nothing special about vampire sex either and no discovery or surprise - they have sex just like everyone else, save the extra penetration one might expect at the end. The comments on itch.io seem to be positive so this might be what some people are looking for. There's no suggestion that as a vampire the protagonist might gain any "superpower" sexual prowess based on what's here, but I might be wrong.

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