The Sofa At The End Of The Universe

This is a product of "Speed IF", meaning it was written in under 2 hours.
Considering that, it's quite understandable that there are a number of unimplemented objects, no response to commands such as "About" etc.

As you might expect, it's very short, likely to take 10 minutes to finish at most, but is well written and contains a very novel device that would be great to play with more in a larger work.

Recommended as a short distraction, and fans of Douglas Adams may enjoy that it's based on "Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency".