NOLA Is Burning

Before this review, the lowest rating I gave to any game on this website was three stars.

You play as a ‘Headcrusher’ for a powerful crime lord, tasked with sending messages through some particularly unspeakable means. My guess is that it takes place in 1950s New Orleans, going by the initial setting description and the fact that this game calls itself a noir thriller. However, some references to Disney’s imagineers and Donkey Kong broke the immersion. Unfortunately, the problems were just getting started.

The plot makes no sense and seemingly jumps from one point to another without coherence. At one point, your character can encounter robot animals and become some kind of sci-fi cyborg. Nothing in this game indicates that it’s supposed to be a parody of some sort, so all I can do is go “whaaaattt????”

There is also plenty of blood and gore in this game, but much of it felt like the game trying too hard to be dark and gritty. Minus everything I’ve said above, the prose is okay, but nothing which can salvage the many issues I see.

I managed to get a pretty good ending in the game, where I defeated the bad guy and saved the love interest. Yet, it was hard to feel satisfied.