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Ultraviolent Unicorn Deathmatch of Destiny 4
This was a great compact easy-playing game with fun consequences.
It's a parser game but each keystroke automatically takes action. Many of those actions cause immediate destruction and death. You're a deathmatch violent unicorn at an office job, so its very easy to chainsaw a janitor in half or trample your boss to death.
You have a list of tasks that you can see with Q. Most are reasonable; I had to get help with 1 or 2. I think there might be a bug with the help system, as I asked for help in the cans room at one point and it said there was nothing to help with, but decompiling I saw some can hints.
The writing is funny. The office space isn't super well-described but that's part of the joke, that you're an intense violent mythical creature causing havoc while existing in a very spartan and mundane office environment (outside of a lone chupacabra).
Everything was coded well, there was a time period of learning a system and implementing it. I don't think I'll revisit it (felt like a complete one-time experience) but I'd definitely recommend it if I had friends who asked 'what's ifcomp?' and I wanted to show them something amusing.
