Regarding Absurd Attempts to Rid Oneself of Waterfowl

by Infimace-6

2025
Twine

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Duck duck *Goose*, July 4, 2025
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Regarding Absurd Attempts to Rid Oneself of Waterfowl is an absurd humoristic tiny adventure? fight? celebration? Sisyphean IF game in which your goal is to get rid of a duck. A duck which you had gotten rid of yesterday already. But it's here again. Taunting you. How will you take care of this problem today?

Well, you have multiple ways, and multiple sub-ways. Some works, some doesn't. All are hilarious. Among some options: marry the duck (why not?), fight the duck atop a volcano?, fight the duck on the roof of a moving train, put all your faith in God, try to eat the duck... Not once the consequences of your choices misses a beat.

It's pretty impressive how large and varied the game feels with just 500 words. It gave me a really good long laugh for the good 10min I spent looping through all the paths!

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