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the eternal adventures of tits magee

by Kayleigh Van Overen profile


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About the Story

Tits Magee is a detective/spy/assassin and she will never die. A dame walks in and hopes to put that to use.

My first venture into interactive fiction. A quick & irreverent little mystery with multiple endings.

Game Details

Language: English (en)
First Publication Date: September 3, 2019
Current Version: Unknown
Development System: Twine
Forgiveness Rating: Polite
IFID: Unknown
TUID: bvpfkjeawcewjomk


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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
The grit is palpable., January 25, 2022

Noir drips from every pore of our hero, Tits Magee. She inhabits a world of pure style where sprezzatura is the only virtue - a gritty, hard-boiled world that can no longer muster the energy for frivolities like logic and capital letters, having long since poured every ounce of itself into digressions and metaphors as incomprehensible and distended as the ingredient list of a cheap hard soda.

As a comedy, it works. As a game, it follows the classic model of: here's a bunch of choices with little to no indication as to what you should pick, now pick the right one every time or you lose rapidly. Some would call that a true-to-life style of game design. In other words, not good. But I can't say that I minded that much, because the writing was such a pleasure to read, and the game is short enough that restarting is no grave inconvenience.

Totally worth the 5 minutes it takes to play it.

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