Eat Cow To Live

This game pits you against an aggressively hostile cow, which you can try to kill using some simple combat and tool building options. It's very short and silly, and I'm not even sure it works right (for instance, the cow immediately regenerated lost hit points after I hit it with an arrow). There is a way to beat the game though. And the water in my toilet doesn't swirl at all unless I apply a hand mixer to it.