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Eat Cow To Live

by Paper Asssassin

RPG
2013

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(based on 2 ratings)
1 review

About the Story

TERMINATE AND EAT COW!!!

Completely original idea and completely original theme.

It's fun and unique! Try it! Please rate or comment if you like!

Eat Cow To Live,

Play it,

Love it.

Ps. What direction does the water in your toilet spin?

Clockwise or counter-clockwise?


Game Details

First Publication Date: December 31, 2013
Current Version: Unknown
License: Freeware
Development System: quest
IFID: 2603EAD4-58A6-404E-ACF8-B5D38BD8E54F
TUID: 99myq6p7qs543u4

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OK for a quick laugh, January 7, 2014

This game pits you against an aggressively hostile cow, which you can try to kill using some simple combat and tool building options. It's very short and silly, and I'm not even sure it works right (for instance, the cow immediately regenerated lost hit points after I hit it with an arrow). There is a way to beat the game though. And the water in my toilet doesn't swirl at all unless I apply a hand mixer to it.





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