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In this very silly game, you play as a bored office worker who just wants a decent coffee. Go find it.
32nd Place - 8th Annual Interactive Fiction Competition (2002)
>VERBOSE -- Paul O'Brian's Interactive Fiction Page
Before I started playing this game, my thought was, "What happened to Coffee Quest I?" After I started playing it, my thought was, "I really really hope I never find out." Lord, but this game is bad. It's so depressingly bad that the thought of spending three paragraphs enumerating its faults fills me with a yawning despair.
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This game is one of those frequent IFComp middle games that are big, fairly well polished, but without the snazzy setting or good cluing that would make it wonderful.
You explore an office with several cubicles, each presenting its own challenge (dealing with an npc, helping a tech repair guy, etc.)
Overall, though, you're unlikely to finish without a walkthrough.
Overall, I think this game has its funny moments. The code does not bring the NPCs alive to any great extent, but it does present a fair number of office jokes. Since the puzzles are not very complicated, the game is a joke a minute as you run through it.
NPC interaction is rather buggy, unfortunately. Then again, anything NPCs say serves only as hints for puzzle-solving. There is no character development, but for a snack-sized game like this there doesn't need to be. That said, it would have been good if the author had put some more effort into character descriptions and interaction.
The game is full of jokes that only the author and friends understand, which can be off-putting.
|Spring 2020, by Phillip J Rhoades|
Average member rating: (5 ratings)
All you can do is eat or wait. There are two endings. There are no good endings. Based on a random idea in a Twitter conversation. https://twitter.com/howtophil/status/1250219872019197954 I joked I was making it... then I made it.
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