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At least there's an exclamation mark in the title., April 7, 2015
Bug-ridden, incomplete, and unintentionally very funny.
The opening line is: "This text based game puts you inside a modern American with the intent to steal a very desirable item..." Presumably a kidney.
Room descriptions are definitely from the couldn't-be-bothered school: "There is a single window here but nothing else, really. Some grass I guess."
And for a game which is about breaking into a house to steal something valuable, the burglar protagonist has set some pretty low bars. My favourite response came when I entered GET TOWEL while scoping out the house's swimming pool:
"You pick up the towel. Nice."
If I'm this admiring of my completely unimpeded theft of a used towel from a suburban back yard at 12:34 AM, and apparently also of the towel itself, I don't think I really need to be heisting jewels to satisfy my will to power. Some much simpler and infinitely less dangerous activity is in order for me!