A Very Special Choose Your Story

This game is rife with blatant ruthless humor you'd have to enjoy in order to enjoy the game. Don't take it seriously.

With that said, the jokes are cutting and sharp, and I laughed many times while reading it. It doesn't get much worse than (Spoiler - click to show)fatherly love but it remains pretty edgy throughout. Not to worry, this is a wholesome story because it's full of morals you get to read at the end of every branch!

The number of branches is very even across all paths, and this story is very Cave of Time, so you'll hit endings really quickly and backtrack a lot to hit the rest; it's wider than longer.