Make it to Ketchikan

A strange and ridiculous text adventure in which you, John, who was sentenced to pregnancy by penguins after sending dick pics to his underage Discord kittens. The goal of the game is to make it from Ojai, California to Ketchikan, Alaska. It began development in September of 2024 on the Wikipedia parody website Uncyclopedia, and features several crude CSS-based effects and minature games within it.

Throughout the game, the player will hijack vans, hitchhike on airplanes and trains, fight supernatural beings, negotiate with marsupials and birds called Aracuans, and avoid the omniprescent Penguin Police.

The game is directly based on the "A story built one X at a time" series of Uncyclopedia articles, and thus is filled to the brim with obscure Uncyclopedia inside jokes, such as Oscar Wilde, grues, Jimbo Wales, Euroipods, "kitten huffing", and most importantly, moccasins.