Becoming Alan Smedwick

It's just another dreary day in suburbia until you find yourself locked outside your modest home wearing nothing but a towel in the presence of your enigmatic neighbour Alan Smedwick. However, not all is amiss; a great adventure unfolds before you as you navigate life in a typical British town on a wild quest to regain your decency and ultimately access to your front door. An irreverent shame simulator for your home computer!

This game is a traditional parser-based text adventure in the vein of old Magnetic Scrolls or Infocom titles. You will probably enjoy this if you are a fan of Fish! or Hampstead.

WARNING! May make the sides of your mouth curl up in an unusual U-shaped pattern. Caution advised.