Pizza Quest I

This is a story about a person like you or me. This is about a person you know very well. This person is you. However, by some strange twist of fate you have entered...the STUPID ZONE.

The time: sometime in the distant future.
The place: space.

You are an employee of Pizza Smut, one of many intergalactic pizza delivery shops. Your job is to deliver pizza to almost any location in the known universe.

This job was a last resort since you don't seem to be able to hold down any other. You are being paid the minimum wage. Perhaps if you did a good job you might get a raise. The manager of the place is Mr. Sneaz. He has been on your back about your poor performance on the job. He is very upset at how slow your deliveries are. He says that all your customers complain about how cold the pizza is when you deliver it. But anyway, you had better get your rear in gear and get to work before you get fired again!