The Painter of Devil's Fangs

Down on your luck as a mercenary, you return to your grandpa's house for the first time in decades. Unfortunately, your hometown is more boring than you remembered; there's just nothing here. Oh, except for the vampire who apparently lived right up the hill this whole time, and the paladins who want to kill him. Figure out what to do with your life, and try not to die in the next three days. (There are 13 endings, and several of those are death, so watch yourself.)