Ratings and Reviews by JJ McC

Adapted from a SpringThing26 Review

Played: 4/6/26
Playtime: 3.5hrs (26 puzzles solved, 5 hints, 1 bonus)

At some point in my life, capitalism became GRABBY. Ok sure, there is an argument to be made that not only is this take a pretty myopic view of economic history, it is a fundamental mistake to think grabbiness is not capitalism’s most salient feature. For large swaths of my early life though, it didn’t FEEL grabby. Yeah, Coke had snappy jingles, but it was up to you to remember to buy some, and if you didn’t, eh, life goes on.

Today? Today, you have ads that follow you across platforms, algorithms that bend social science and behavioral psychology in service of increased spending, subscription models for all the things you used to be able to buy outright, and a grey market of you-as-data sold for money to other capitalists. Capitalism did all this without asking us what we wanted, if this was a model we embraced. They just… took our privacy, our data, our peace of mind. Intrusively badgering us so they could more aggressively take our money.

So THIS game, centering a shopping loyalty app as a puzzle-delivery mechanism, feels amiably subversive from the jump. Here, the app’s true function is to deliver puzzles. So many puzzles of wonderful variety! If we ignore the narrative component for a moment, the app is simply a clever conceit, a framework to hang word games and logic puzzles on. And what a collection it is! None repeated, all concise and clever, most sized pretty precisely for the challenge they present. 26 puzzles in about 3.5 hrs, less than 10 min each. I didn’t NEED the framing device here, I thoroughly enjoyed the diversion of this collection. It reminded me nothing so much as the grocery store puzzle books of old, with every page a different brain-poser. I loved those! Notwithstanding how many words I am going to burn on the conceit of this thing, the puzzles are absolutely the centerpiece of this game, and absolutely worth the price of admission. Are we agreed on that? Ok, so back to the framing device…

The intrusivity of the loyalty-app infrastructure is initially acknowledged, but quickly steered away from. Solve the puzzles, score the savings! This was a narrative headfake though. The work was well aware that by ACKNOWLEDGING capitalism’s grabbiness it would cast a pall, however slight, over the proceedings. A lesser work would have been content to hand waive this away, probably successfully given the frothy lightness of its aims. It seemed like Enigmart was going to do so, embodied by a comedically frazzled, superficially-coded young mother. Her introduction cast her as an object of derision, so when she begins spouting pro-privacy observations, it feels like we are invited to dismiss those concerns along with the woman herself. Not me though. “Hadleigh is RIGHT dammit!” That’s not me making an assertion in this review, those were my actual, out-loud words after her introductory scene!

AND THE WORK AGREED! As the game progresses, this poor, underestimated woman develops into the full-on hero of the work. Between puzzles, we periodically get short bursts of in-store scenes that confirm and underline her thesis. The early seeming-dismissal evolves into a full bore condemnation of the game’s own conceit, even as that conceit was delivering wonderful puzzles to distract us!

Did the work NEED to do this? Absolutely not! It was completely tangential to the main focus of the piece: delivering a strong suite of standalone puzzles. Which it did with pseudo-marketing humor and verve, and reinforced by graphical playfulness. But the fact that it DID ANYWAY just completely won me over. The narrative component was not dense, it would have been intrusive if it had been. This was no polemic. It was a light and witty diversion, that was unwilling to give its premise even the slightest bit of slack.

Look, I love puzzles. I love my tinfoil hat. This work let me celebrate BOTH.

Spaceship: Hermes
Vibe: Brain Teaser
Polish: Gleaming
Gimme the Wheel! : If this were my project, I’d have to lean HARDER into the invasive privacy violations of Loyalty Apps. I mean like, so hard I probably would have completely destroyed the sly amiability of the thing. There are some wheels I should not be trusted with.

Polish scale: Gleaming, Smooth, Textured, Rough, Distressed
Gimme the Wheel: What I would do next, if it were my project.

Adapted from a SpringThing26 Review

Played: 4/6/26
Playtime: .75hr, 2 playthroughs (all characters)

There are WAY more past times and diversions in this world than any one lifetime could possibly consume. It’s cool, evolution and human nature got us covered. As individuals, our unique cranial chemical cocktails prune that jungle for us, categorizing pursuits on a spectrum from “THIS IS MY CALLING!” to “Seriously, no thank you.” Somewhere on that spectrum is a bucket for “I don’t think it’s for me, but.. that’s really kinda cool innit?” At some point in my life, Quilting got dumped into that bucket.

Hear me out.

There is a specific KIND of quilting that, despite nominally residing WELL outside the middle of my mental road, seizes my attention every time. These are the collaborative quilts, often commemorating some event, tragedy, accomplishment, or shared experience. Each square of these kinds of quilts are miniature artworks of their own, capturing its creator’s relationship to the common thematic inspiration. Whether crudely rendered or lavishly accomplished they all seem to tell a self-contained STORY - in evocative, suggestive shorthand. By unifying them, side by side in a grid, any overarching themes or narrative is purely accidental. The purpose is just to honor each of them, conveying the BREADTH of experience whether those experiences have anything to say to each other or not.

The House somehow summoned this from the deep recesses of my brain. Specifically its central conceit: four wildly divergent characters, trapped together through unspecified means, interacting to escape a house. You select one of the characters to inhabit, becoming privvy to their thoughts, then three more to share your trial. You get maybe two scenes of character exploration each (one an intro dialogue, another a thematic room) then shuttle to endgame. It’s kind of a wafer thin conceit whose whole purpose is to stitch these individual squares together. The narrative is not overarching, it is an excuse to get things stitched up.

I played twice, experiencing each square of fabric. First time I was a (presumably) collie, accompanied by a middle-age spinster, a (Spoiler - click to show)cyborg from the future with a mission in the past cabbie, and a ventriloquist. Next time, a vampire with a time/dimension lord, a totally normal (Spoiler - click to show)not-Alien Guy and a Creepy Doll.

In this short work, each had ABOUT the depth of a square of fabric, honestly in the best possible way. Their stories were tight, succinct, and suggestive of larger tales out of sight. Most were pretty funny. Some were surprisingly dark. Many played with their disparate communication paradigms in very fun ways - Lattie and Guy were particular standouts here. Each is shot through with its own playful, sly humor. I don’t think the phrase “like some kind of O+ pinata” will ever leave me. It is a pathology of my own that I envisioned them as fabric squares, ready for quilting.

I think this pathology was enabled by the self-acknowledged thinness of the scenario and gameplay, really just a substrate to knit these characters onto, then enable closer per-square inspection. The work acknowledges this by highlighting that replay is really about the central protag-selected character - diving deeper into an individual square. Which is really how I consume these quilts anyway?

Now, given how widely varied individual responses can be, I can certainly envision players who just DON’T GET QUILTING. It’s how I feel about Bird Watching. For those folks, the resolute lack of any overarching narrative thread or theme will be a dealbreaker. The fun, disparate nature of the cast might get lost, or if not lost just not feel complete. This is how chemical brains work, and they’re not wrong. Certainly the lack of deeper narrative glue is front and center, proudly announcing itself as NOT A PRIORITY HERE. For those not given to quilting this could prove unsatisfying.

For me? It reminded me there is this whole human endeavor I encounter infrequently, doesn’t really spur me get involved with, but tickles me just a little bit that it exists at all.

Spaceship: Heart of Gold
Vibe: Mosaic Narrative
Polish: Smooth
Gimme the Wheel! : Were this my project, I think I would give a little more energy to Sophie. She was really the only one that didn’t reward close inspection. Her story beats came across as both samey and less developed than Saargroff.

Polish scale: Gleaming, Smooth, Textured, Rough, Distressed
Gimme the Wheel: What I would do next, if it were my project.

Adapted from an IFCOMP25 Review

When reviewing IF, I sometimes find myself grappling with episodes in a series, of struggling to find the balance of contextualizing a game amidst a body of work and highlighting its unique, standalone merits. Detritus is a fully standalone game, and would normally skirt that particular minefield. Except that this author has established themselves as endlessly inventive, graphically accomplished and capable of finding pathos and surprising depths in the hoariest of hoary IF tropes. If he left a work unsigned, it is impossible to think anyone familiar with his ouvre’ wouldn’t IMMEDIATELY peg it as his. His singular style is its OWN context, tempting critics like a siren song.

Ok, here’s the thing. Last time (Jeebus. JUST SIX MONTHS AGO???), I compared the author’s ludography to pre-Dark Side Pink Floyd discography. Speculating that their next work (this very work!) could be his Dark Side of the Moon. I mean there’s ‘setting a high bar’ and then there’s ‘ok that bar just left orbit.’ As a gift to the author, let’s all just pan away from that conceit and agree to look at this standalone.

It’s gonna be HAAARD to do, but I have faith in us.

Detritus opens with the tropiest of IF cliches - awakening in space pod on derelict ship where must explore/survive/assemble the story. There is a suspect AI. A suspect megacorp bankrolling us. Some survival mechanics. A series of code-locked doors that gate subsequent puzzles and backstory. All building to several end-of-act twists that escalate most satisfyingly. You can probably think of multiple games, books, movies that all till these well-worked fields.

The mechanics of survival are broad - scavenge detritus to recycle via Fabricator into useful puzzle-items. Or really REALLY useful items like food and water! Code-locks have just enough logical challenge to engage, but resolve well before they become grindy. Flashbacks occur at just the right time to crystallize the next challenge. I swear, the more I explain it, the more I feel like yawning and dismissing it.

Except I NEVER felt that while playing, not for a moment. This was a fully engaging experience that made two and a half hours FLY by. Here’s Ben’s secret: there may be no one currently better at providing friction-free puzzles that connect and align to the narrative on multiple levels, the puzzles reinforcing the drama and vice versa. A lot of it is elegantly simple, evocative writing. A lot of it is attention to gameplay detail: graphical elements that convey VITAL information with no fanfare; parenthetically noting discovered nuance to locked doors that keep you from having to spam them; quietly providing multiple ways to secure puzzle objects to avoid deadlock; agile command links that let you dart any number of different ways without tedious back linking; silently slowing the oxygen bleed (on Normal difficulty) if you took too long exploring. All these gameplay elements make the proceedings smooth and seamless.

Dramatically, the narrative is every bit as considered and tightly engineered. Lore is paced to puzzle solving in a way that enhances what you’ve done, and nudges you on to the next. It plays with tropey expectations, almost always subverting or surprising rather than disappointing. In a scenario where you feel nothing could surprise you in this, N-to-the-Nth iteration of this setup, Detritus does so by building a tightly engineered clockwork of prose and gameplay. Even when not servicing plot motion, the prose is terrific. The entire sequence (Spoiler - click to show)outside the ship is as haunting, menacing and beautiful as you might hope.

This gameplay/prose interplay builds to two huge moments - a puzzle of lateral thinking so elegant and in-world that the satisfaction of it is memorable; and a capstone plot twist that again gathers threads into a profound and exciting subversion of expectations. Either of these could have been the showpiece of a work! Both is just an embarrassment of riches.

Here’s how terrific this thing was. Late game there was a puzzle my mind just refused to close. No amount of circling, experimenting led me to the final 1/3 of it. I was forced to consult the walkthrough… and then clapped in glee at the solution I could not find. It was wry, logical and delightful. The fact that I didn’t solve it myself didn’t diminish my appreciation at all! DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I BLAME GAMES FOR MY SHORTCOMINGS???

If I have a quibble with this work, it is its unconscionable white-washing of (Spoiler - click to show)the AI character, GAIL. History will judge you harshly for that, Jackson.

Given this year’s retroactive reviewing cycle, obviously I know this was the 2025 IFCOMP champ. It is a very worthy winner, my heartfelt congratulations. Often, such admissions of mine are filled with passive-aggressive undertones, spurred by deep jealousy. Somehow this game is making me a better person? To me, it does beg an interesting question though. Had I been reviewing this work on the strict 2hr IFCOMP limit, I would not have encountered its incredibly strong end game puzzling and dramatic resolution before scoring it. Would that have shortchanged my ratings? PARTICULARLY if the timer expired while I was floundering? Hard to say. Thankfully, the community is either faster at gameplay, or able to extrapolate quality so much better than me. Good work, IF community!

There is no [Dark Side of the Moon] of Ben’s IF, really. As a matter of fact its all [Dark Side of the Moon].

Played: 11/11/25
Playtime: 2.5hr, two unique endings (2c, 3b), 94% complete
Artistic/Technical ratings: Engaging/Seamless, bonus point for spinning cliche straw into gold
Would Play After Comp?: No, experience feels complete

Artistic/Technical ratings:
Artistic scale: Bouncy, Mechanical, Sparks of Joy, Engaging, Transcendent
Technical scale: Unplayable, Intrusive, Notable (Bugginess), Mostly Seamless, Seamless

Adapted from an IFCOMP25 Review

I think if we spent too much time thinking about the randomness in our lives we might collapse of existential improbability. There was a 15-minute window during a crowded happy hour where I met the coed that introduced me to my wife. In the course of investigating a mysterious lung blood clot, we tripped over an unrelated cancerous nodule that had not yet started its dark work, putting the prognosis DEEP on the good side of the normal curve. Lifelong friendships forged literally by the drawing of names from a hat during freshman orientation. Aahh, the abyss, the abysss, its full of stars…

Woah! Pull back! Let me examine a much safer, lower stakes accident of history. The timing of my re-engagement with IF (itself a whole Rube Goldberg machine of serendipity), ensured I would first encounter Lady Thalia in her third adventure. I had thoughts. When you first engage any property, regardless how deep into its run, it is, definitionally, NEW TO YOU. There is a power and pitfall in this. The power is that your reactions are untainted by history, discourse or consensus. The work gets a fair shake on its own merits, unburdened by prior expectations. Is this a power though? Or is this the pitfall? Particularly for serialized entertainment, at some level is it not intended to be experienced in the context of its whole? Why else would you serialize it?

Having now completed CoC, that expanded context made a fool of me is my takeaway. Every one of my quibbles, specifically around the character of our protagonist, was roundly refuted here. Last time I initially found Lady T a bit much, her uber-competence tiresome and off putting before being redeemed by subsequent plotting. Talk about an accident of random timing. Had my engagement landed this year, none of those observations would be relevant, and I’d openly question the sanity of anyone who asserted so. In this episode, Lady T has foresworn her thieving ways to form a detective partnership (and more?) with her former adversary.

I do LOVE me a series that actively pushes its protagonist into new settings, letting their life evolve in wild ways rather than resolutely trapping them in the milieu that introduced them. The latter is not necessarily bad, I could ply the spaceways with Galaxy Jones forEVER, I just find the other more surprising. The gold standard for me has always been the Fletch novels, and Lady T definitely travels that road.

Watching Lady T adjust to her new life, with its bureaucratic cruft and new challenges was a joy of a setup. The fact that the detective work so often resembled thieving was the best of both worlds: acknowledging the skills that made her formidable but forcing her to fire and adjust into her new endeavor. She instantly established herself as a wonderful protagonist to inhabit. The plot this time around - foiling a series of robberies that intersect a Victorian Occult Society as well as a NEW thief trying to steal/soil her good name was a joy to navigate. Conversational puzzles, light B&E, personal stakes at every turn, a blossoming romance, there was (almost) no new element that did not win me over. And all of it built on the protagonist’s character - the element of the previous work I least appreciated!

How much of this flip flopping could have been avoided with a different roll of the cosmic dice? Engaging this series a few years earlier, or a few later? To acknowledge the capriciousness of the Fates, I should observe there were two elements that I preferred in the earlier work. With Lady T’s change in station, her former gadgeteer and gal-behind-the-screen (maybe a changing screen in deference to the setting?) Gwen is no longer a wry, stealth-scoreboard presence. She is a colder, more perfunctory scoreboard. Similarly, her social camouflage husband was a wonderful character creation of oblivious privilege and self-overestimation that nevertheless charmed in his cluelessness. Their mutual, mismatched affection was also a high point last time. Here, their back and forth seemed less warm, more transactional and diluted by their diverging preoccupations.

These are totally narratively justified, by the way. When life branches in different directions, not everyone can or should stay stagnant. They both legitimately had lives of their own to pursue. I did miss those character dynamics though. See, had dice broken differently I may not have even KNOWN to miss them!

If you forced me to identify a new element that didn’t enchant me this time around, I would reluctantly have to say the budding romance between our gentlewoman (former) thief and her partner. Based on everything we experienced in this entry, Lady T is a CATCH. This episode did not successfully establish why our protagonist might be so smitten. Schooled as I am by my contextual blindspots, I am not going to belabor or put much weight on this point. No all-caps multiple-punctuation hysterics here. Given these authors’ track record I would likely be eating crow on that in episode 5.

I haven’t discussed the gameplay much. It is choice-select, foregrounding dialogue tree puzzles where HOW you engage NPCs is important to get maximum info. It did seem to me that the gameplay was… ‘deceptive’ is not the word I’m looking for. Smoky/Mirrory? Providing the illusion of agency? It seemed like even if you chose badly, you were not blocked from progress, NPCs just got snippier. I suspected last time that it was not possible to ‘fail’ and here my impression was that this was even less well disguised (if true). (To be fair, subpar play did get reflected in your score, so it wasn’t that choices were consequence-free.) I don’t think that’s a meaningful criticism of the series in any case. You are here to participate in Lady T’s adventures, not key in a magic sequence of responses. The story is the point, and it’s a pretty great story. Special kudos to the new antagonist - not the implacable thinking machine of the previous case, but cleverly challenging Lady T in a whole new way: via her pride. I was engaged from start to finish, often questioning what the hell 2023-me was thinking.

Played: 11/11/25
Playtime: 1.5hrs, score 29/33
Artistic/Technical ratings: Engaging/Seamless
Would Play After Comp?: No, experience feels complete

Artistic/Technical ratings:
Artistic scale: Bouncy, Mechanical, Sparks of Joy, Engaging, Transcendent
Technical scale: Unplayable, Intrusive, Notable (Bugginess), Mostly Seamless, Seamless

Adapted from an IFCOMP25 Review

Where is the line between evaluating a work on its intrinsic merits, and in the context of its ongoing franchise? I don’t mean in the sense of specific observations about a work - those are not so difficult to categorize, usually. I mean in the sense of reviewer responsibility? Is it more dishonest to pretend the work has no prior art that informs a player’s experience? Or to dote on that prior art, shortchanging the merits of individual entries? Is it even possible to talk about, say Buffy the Vampire Slayer and NOT contrast seasons 3 and 6?

“Reviewer,” you say, “surely you can do BOTH?” To which I say, “Well, I don’t see you in my Patreon Supporters feed, do I?” It feels like this abbreviated IFCOMP25 review cycle of mine has thrown this question into high relief. Fully 5/10 of the works I chose to review are part of an ongoing series - chosen in part BECAUSE of their lineage and my engagement with them. This is a naturally human impulse, right? To want to reengage something that previously delighted you? It’s not a failure of imagination or discipline on my part? …Right?

As a standalone parser game, Phobos is squarely in the puzzle tradition of IF. A series of code-locked doors that gate plot revelations and objects useful in future puzzles. All to foil a plot to keep an errant moon from being propelled at inhabited Mars like a cosmic cue ball. Just another day at work for Galaxy Jones! I found the puzzles (alien language code breaking and math tricks) to be a series of really satisfying variations on a theme, that built in complexity in a very natural way. It was rare that I was unsure what to try next - the codes rewarded experimentation and lateral thinking. A particular fave was one that incorporated background environment noise into its solution.

Additionally, you possess a gimcrack that slowly translates that alien language, metering out background revelations in a very satisfying and well-paced way. There was one moment that brought an audible gasp from me, when that omnipresent voiceover was revealed to be (Spoiler - click to show)a countdown!. It was a great moment of tension amidst as capable and tight a collection of parser puzzles as I’ve seen in a while, rewarding attention to environment and background lore in equal measure.

There was another gasp elicited from me during gameplay. In the single greatest moment(s) of the previous game, perhaps in all of IF 2023, the ascii messages that accompanied point-earning accomplishments was a shot of pure joy, doing so much to set the tone of the first work. I knew it was coming, I had seen the preview screenshots, yet it still thrilled me when it showed up!

The second time it showed up, I knew I would be unable to complete this review without leaning on comparison. See, the prior work was a high speed pulp adventure. GJ was an action hero of infinite resourcefulness. In my memory, every instance of point earning was through derring-do and unapologetic two-fisted action. That reward text underlined and emphasized her action hero bona fides, announcing that YES! Galaxy Jones is DOING HER THING!

This entry is a more deliberative puzzle solver. Not puzzles couched as action setpieces, or use-objects-in-weird-way gymnastics. Actual logic, code-breaking problems. Now OF COURSE GJ can handle those. It’s just, I wasn’t quite prepared for her to EXCLUSIVELY handle those. Fully two thirds of my awarded points were code breaking. It made for an odd dynamic. The puzzles were MORE engaging and much more tightly crafted. But narratively it felt neutered compared to the messy, propulsive heart of the first episode. The puzzle solving banner is less a full-throated celebration of our protagonist, as it is a marker of task accomplishment. I kinda loved the former more?

Of a piece is the action-based climax. It built on a surprisingly complex bit of lore, leaning on empathy and tragedy in a very sophisticated (the more impressive for its brevity and conciseness) way. Which is to say, NOT the black and white of pulp adventures. This was very well done! This was also ever so slightly at odds with the tone of its predecessor. I did a quick mental exercise. What if I encountered these two in reverse order? Would my opinion of either of them change?

I don’t think so. I liked each of these for their disparate charms and strengths. Both easily outpaced any glitches or implementation issues (which were fewer here, though still occasional). I’m just a little asea because I can’t quite fit them together. Nor can I, much as I feel like it’s probably my reviewer obligation to try, RESIST DOING SO. It feels like that is an abuse of the series-review tension? A pretty damning failure of my imagination on my part.

Played: 11/10/25
Playtime: 1.25hr, score 9/11 with three deliberately engaged obvious death endings
Artistic/Technical ratings: Engaging/Mostly Seamless, totally unfair penalty point for inheritance dissonance
Would Play After Comp?: I do feel like I will be revisiting both of these in the years to come.

Artistic/Technical ratings:
Artistic scale: Bouncy, Mechanical, Sparks of Joy, Engaging, Transcendent
Technical scale: Unplayable, Intrusive, Notable (Bugginess), Mostly Seamless, Seamless

Adapted from an IFCOMP25 Review

If you are here for a dispassionate, critical deconstruction of this work and series, boy do I have bad news for you. At this point, the third entry in this ongoing candy-detective series, I am so thoroughly in the bag that I might as well be gift wrapped. My history with this series is unabashed appreciation for the goofy, completely committed premise of a candy-based noir world. Every over the top candy pun is another brick (sugar cube?) in this towering edible edifice, and I just gobble it up like a day-after trick-or-treater. This work seems to have a bottomless supply of witty candy iterations (Wax Lips a personal fave this time), and I am here for it.

My problem with this series has always been the gameplay, not the premise or writing. This iteration made a few key improvements on that front that were much appreciated. First, it introduced a subtle but very welcome tunable noun highlighting feature, that emphasized interesting nouns to focus the player on relevant words. This subtle textual tweaking goes miles to make things player friendly in a non-intrusive way.

Even better, there is a new paradigm to the detective work. Rather than navigating a completely open ended setup of interviews and evidence gathering, there is a focusing structure at play. Find artifacts that directly speak to motive and culpability, then use those to elicit a confession. One without the other is just too deniable to hold water. These two developments feel like a deliberate maturing and refining of the series, a welcome evolution, blunting the more challenging portions present in the previous entries.

Blunting, but not eliminating. At several points, I still fell into the trap of knowing what the game wanted to happen, but being unable to get the game to understand my efforts. In one particularly egregious instance, the game could not progress until I committed an act that, even in the logic of Candyland, felt (Spoiler - click to show)jarringly cannibalistic. At other points, I envisioned multiple alternate solutions to puzzles that were rejected for unconvincing reasons. Honestly, notwithstanding the VERY WELCOME gameplay adjustments mentioned above, I floundered a few times with puzzle solutions that did not satisfy once revealed. If you happen to encounter this review before the walkthrough or hints are available, here are few FULL ON SPOILERS: (Spoiler - click to show)To stop the motorcycle, you must >EAT RED. To block the confessional you must >INSERT BAR. To get the keys (after retrieving TAFFY and SKEWER), you must >LICK TAFFY to get it sticky enough. The latter was particularly vexing as a completely different action was necessary to accomplish essentially a similar effect elsewhere. Nor, despite being surrounded by a WORLD OF CANDY that included soda rivers, syrup rain(!) and nougat everywhere, was there any other way to make something sticky.

Here’s the thing though. These kinds of opaque gameplay artifacts have been part of the series from day 1. If you enjoy this series as much as I do, you have already made your peace to continue to play in this wonderfully goofy, fun space. Cost of doing business in Sugar City, cupcake. It’s a cost I was ALREADY glad to pay, but now you have refined gameplay with its new soft prompts and more satisfying mystery structure? Are these my membership bonuses? MHIP I guess, cause I was already a satisfied customer!

Yeah, I was fully Engaged in this third visit to Sugar City. Though it did not completely address the gameplay glitches that characterize the series, it absolutely DID add gameplay elements that elevated the mystery solving. This is a case where the cold math of my rubric does not actually reflect the glee of playing it. It also very ably integrated settings and characters from previous entries in a way that was more organic and satisfying than “Hey, remember this?” This entry is the most enjoyable yet. <your pun here, about how sweet that is!>

Played: 11/9/25
Playtime: 2.25hrs, two false accusations (one correct but premature), solved
Artistic/Technical ratings: Engaging/Notable implementation gaps.
Would Play After Comp?: No, experience feels complete

Artistic/Technical ratings:
Artistic scale: Bouncy, Mechanical, Sparks of Joy, Engaging, Transcendent
Technical scale: Unplayable, Intrusive, Notable (Bugginess), Mostly Seamless, Seamless

Adapted from an IFCOMP25 Review

Games about games. Is there anything more inbred navel-gazing? (JOKE SETUP: this will pay off in 2027/28. Oh you will laugh so hard when it does!) It’s not really surprising why these show up here is it? IF was arguably among the FIRST of computer games. Anyone conversant with IF, especially golden age IF, has a good chance of having affinity for early computer gaming as they all evolved simultaneously. Small wonder a healthy subgenre of game/gaming reflection has sprouted in IF. Have we been treated to one this playful yet? I don’t know that I have.

You are a co-conspirator in a PS1-era industrial espionage/heist of real-life maverick developer Kenji Eno. Its structure is reminiscent of this spring’s Elaine Marley and the Ghost Ship - bouncing back and forth between link select gameplay and historical explorations. I don’t mean to lessen either game by comparing them - both are fully their own thing that just seem to bear similar structure and resonant preoccupations. This is pure surface level. The playing of KOATGD (cottage?) is light, breezy, and fun. Its link-select architecture provides soft guidance into puzzle play that is just short of lawn mowering. It is not insanely difficult, but neither is it trivial, and requires some engagement with its parser-IF informed puzzles. These puzzles? Wrangling a turtle of inconceivable dexterity as it wanders about the place, distracting Eno from giving you the McGuffin you need.

A framework like this can be sturdy when in strong hands, which it very much is here. The back and forth saves the historical explorations from wall-of-text belaboring. The imaginative and playful gameplay is dispensed in tight little bursts of lateral thinking, energizing the player for the next cycle. The fact that the two do not (really) inform or enhance each other in any meaningful way does not mean they don’t PACE the story very well. It never drags or confounds, the back and forth makes for some steady momentum.

It helps that Eno is a very compelling historical figure, the legend of him as interesting as the facts. It also helps that the more IF-y gameplay skews from wryly humorous to laugh-out-loud fun. Not least of which as the nature of the protagonist and his partner become increasingly clear, then doubled- and tripled-down upon. This is not a case of a sucker punch plot twist so much as an increasingly urgent “This is what this is, right?” “This has GOT to be what this is.” “OMG IT TOTALLY IS!!”

This is a colloidal suspension of a work: two incompatible substances entwined and swirled with each other but never actually mixing together or transforming. Yet that combination is STILL compelling for all its disuniformity! In the end, it leans increasingly on its humorous conceits through a final climax and plot twist. At the very end we get a convergence of sorts, the climax drawing from both elements. This was an expertly paced combination of light, fun gameplay shot through with sly humor, and deeply interesting gaming history. Paying off interest in both, even though most of its runtime was a pendulum swing from one side to the other.

I should mention that there is an extended denouement, which brings in even MORE left field tangential references, completely justified by its setup, but every bit as unrelated as the two major parts that preceded it. Look, KOATGD is not a tight thematic weaving of disparate parts informing each other. It’s an unapologetic amalgam of disparate elements whose main interplay is pacing and cheap laughs. And it is a BLAST to play.

Played: 11/7/25
Playtime: 45m
Artistic/Technical ratings: Engaging/Seamless
Would Play After Comp?: No, experience feels complete

Artistic/Technical ratings:
Artistic scale: Bouncy, Mechanical, Sparks of Joy, Engaging, Transcendent
Technical scale: Unplayable, Intrusive, Notable (Bugginess), Mostly Seamless, Seamless

Adapted from an IFCOMP25 Review

This series has sunk into my brain a bit. The first entry I found to be challenging - unconvincing character and plot beats scrambled with DEEEPLY convincing character and plot beats, and undergirded with a metaphor deployment of unqualified genius. The second, a lighter, stagey script-like affair of similar mix, that ended on a left field plot beat that demanded followup.

This is not that followup. This, my third entry here, is yet again a shift in gears. This is a meta-textual exploration of grief, when the loss is of an actively harmful relationship. It drafts off the most powerful elements of the first work, but is resolutely its own story. Great swaths of world building are ignored here, in favor of third wall playfulness and memoir-fiction line blurring. In this emerging umbrella of a series my appreciation grows with each new entry. Each one carves out unique gameplay and preoccupations, developing its own vibe in a beautifully asymmetric patchwork. It is also true, though, that I find every one a mix of wonderful and confounding elements.

HoG is structured as a time loopy game - a fraught one-time memorial service prologue followed by loops of therapeutic reflection and support from the friend group. Except the time loopiness of it is not really in-world time looping, it is explicitly NARRATIVE looping. You and your friends have full memory of every loop. There is no reason it had to be a loop - it could have been a series of phone calls in real, one-way running time. No, the Loop was explicitly the player’s choice to keep digging v giving up at safe but superficial understanding. Plumbing the same ground for more meaning. That was cool. We come to an ending, complete with credits, only to be prompted by the narrator to keep digging, to continue exploring the myriad dimensions of pain and connection.

Each iteration, the narrator gently cajoles us to not settle for a single, or even a few self-aggrandizing ‘endings.’ It is explicitly saying “Sure that’s part of it, but if you stop now, you won’t have the full picture and are probably missing some important artifacts.” Its choice architecture reinforces this in a wonderful way - the player will bias towards explorations they are more comfortable with, leaving increasingly uncomfortable options to loom larger the closer we get to finale. We are enjoined to not stop playing until we have unearthed the full truth, most especially the least flattering aspects and artifacts of years of mental abuse. Thematically this was a creative use of format for a very specific effect, recasting its artificiality as deliberate and evocative. It is all very intriguing, but also somewhat distancing? The more we loop, the closer the narrator and protagonist become - acknowledging the artificiality of the game format, the limits and power of fictionalized emotion, and even the reader/player’s engagement. By continually highlighting the various identity disconnects it seems to reframe any emerging empathy as at least partially artificial. This disconnect colored every iteration, increasingly so as we neared the end. It is a fascinating approach of deliberately challenging complexity, plumbing the limits of the medium.

There was an even bigger narrative confrontation, though. See the whole thing is built on (Spoiler - click to show)eating your dead Mom’s ashes. The work announces this before any serious emotional excavation has started. How are we supposed to react to this with anything but revulsion? It was such a stark, in-your-face choice. It back footed me so hard, every subsequent character and dramatic moment was overshadowed by its visceral punch. Ultimately, it felt very much of a kind with the first in the series: unconvincing and offputting ‘reality’ in service of very powerful and subtle metaphor. Here’s the thing though - metaphor is intellectual. Revulsion is visceral. The latter wins the moment EVERY TIME, and can only be conquered in retrospect. Meaning, we are continually trying to reconcile how something that feels SO off is GOOD, ACTUALLY. Humans are not built for that kind of contradiction and I was never able to fully shed its shadow. Even as I acknowledged the depth of the metaphor against the aims of the piece.

It is formally and thematically accomplished, playing with function and metaphor to very strong effect. But it underestimates the power of its imagery and the blurring of narrator/protagonist/author/player is as confounding as it is effective. For sure, this series has not become LESS interesting!

Played: 11/7/25
Playtime: 30m, restarted until game stopped telling me to
Artistic/Technical ratings: Sparks of Joy/Mostly Seamless
Would Play After Comp?: No, experience feels complete

Artistic/Technical ratings:
Artistic scale: Bouncy, Mechanical, Sparks of Joy, Engaging, Transcendent
Technical scale: Unplayable, Intrusive, Notable (Bugginess), Mostly Seamless, Seamless

Motive, Means, Opportunity. Any consumer of detective entertainment has heard this mantra many times. It is so ubiquitous it kind of loses its meaning a bit, becoming shorthand for ‘slow down: procedural ahead.’ LM is a work that, if you let it, attempts to shed the cultural crust and expose the beating heart of this hoary old formulation.

I contrast this explicitly with what I have come to think of as detective games’ predominant paradigm: Catch The Lie. I do not assert this is the ONLY paradigm, just that it is prevalent enough that it is the default one, at least to me. Under CTL, the gameplay involves getting NPCs to give you detailed information, finding facts that contradict that info, then tugging on that lie to Confession. I do not mean to impugn this formula, it is ALSO hoary and tried and true. It has the dual benefits of playing to the extremely powerful human need for “GOTCHA!”; and being a laser-focused implementation problem. Here are facts A-Q. Here are Testimonies R-V. Aha, G cannot lead to T! I WIN, SUCK IT MURDERER!!!

To my chagrin, I first engaged the game on the latter terms, and was not having a good time of it. Facts, facts, so many facts, but NPCs who resolutely refused to lie to me (for the most part)! I spun around a long time gathering evidence, sending everything not nailed down to the lab (thank goodness our budget and 1937 tech was up to the task!), and circling the mansion like a vulture with a busted turn signal. And was unable to rule ANYONE out! Holy crap, this thing will never get solved! I actually got a little mad at the game, starting to think its construction was flawed and opaque and NOT FUN.

I’m not sure what flipped the switch in my head, whether there was some gentle nudge in the game itself, or just a random bubbling of detective entertainment in my head that surfaced MMO at exactly the right time - after all the legwork while I was scrambling for a path forward. Why not, let’s analyze all our suspects against the classic MMO trio. (Which, MOM is right there, cops. Have you no sense of whimsy? Actually, stupid question. Any culture which is so committed to body cam sabotage, NO you do NOT.)

Uh, back to jolly old England. When reflected against MMO/MOM the mystery shed its opacity like an exhausted carapace and blossomed into a butterfly. Methodology spoiler: (Spoiler - click to show)a simple spreadsheet of suspect v MMO, attempting to slot all available information was the key. And a super satisfying one! Analyzing and grading each atomic intersection, then digesting what that meant led inexorably to a clear best theory. Then, when the game threw a curveball into additional crime, the same approach solved that too! It was as satisfying a clouds-parting moment as you could hope for in detective gaming - surprising in its uncommon approach, but completely justifying and rewarding its conceits!

And yet, as satisfyingly rigorous and robust as its construction was, something tickled at me. Why was MMO not leaving me as triumphant as CTL games have? I have two theories and they both hinge on one inescapable fact: MMO is essentially CIRCUMSTANTIAL. My first theory is that GOTCHA is a powerful human impulse. More than delivering physical justice, it also delivers MORAL justice - humiliating malefactors as well as punishing them. Oooh that is so sweet, the more so as it so rarely happens in real life anymore, now that hypocrisy and shame are outmoded ideas. MMO leaves deniability on the table, and belligerent antagonists need not acknowledge their crimes, even after jury verdicts. Was justice even served if we don’t get the epic dissembling??

The second theory is that, on some level, MMO is actually not PROOF. While we can exercise the formula, we recognize on some level this is crime solving without smoking gun, a “likelihood of guilt” analysis. In the context of reality, this feels completely accurate but also highlights how imperfect justice can be. In the context of FICTION it is worse. So, so many clever mysteries play with the gap between appearance and proof that we EXPECT likely answers to be refuted by plot twists. We have been trained by years of detective media that without proof, we set ourselves up to be bamboozled by tricksy authors.

It’s not the lack of verisimilitude that undermines our triumph, it is the unfair sense that ‘isn’t there a missing twist here?’

None of this is against THIS game, well not directly. I went from Engaged to Frustrated, then to SUPER Engaged in my playing of it. I am not pining for a different game and laud the novelty of its construction, forcing a new engagement of something so familiar. This is an admirable twist of its own! I don’t WANT LM to be recast along more familiar lines, I LIKE its unique approach. I can’t help that human evolution puts this particular formula on a different endorphin footing than CTL. This is a more real-feeling investigation that eschews the cheap tricks detective fiction has adopted to tickle our lizard brain. Leaving our lizard brain just a bit put out.

Played: 11/7/25
Playtime: 1hr, finished
Artistic/Technical ratings: Engaging/Seamless, penalty point for entitled-ass lizard brain
Would Play After Comp?: No, experience feels complete

Artistic/Technical ratings:
Artistic scale: Bouncy, Mechanical, Sparks of Joy, Engaging, Transcendent
Technical scale: Unplayable, Intrusive, Notable (Bugginess), Mostly Seamless, Seamless

Adapted from an IFCOMP25 Review

There’s a tension in creative endeavors we don’t talk about much, among all the tensions we DO talk about. The first tension is artistic tension - the artist’s muse that compels them to create at all, to shape a vision into a coherent thematic statement. The second tension is craft, wrestling that ineffable vision into a concrete, real-world artifact for others to experience. Once that’s done, the hard work is behind the artist. All that’s left is to get it before an audience. This is the under-discussed tension: marketing this shiny new artifact to a world overrun with artifacts all desperately screaming for our attention. In the context of IFCOMP, this is the BLURB.

Blurb crafting is its own artistic mini-game. How much do you reveal of a work without diluting any intrinsic surprises and twists? How do you convey its conceits to drive that all-important engagement, without inadvertently creating expectations in the audience that color their experience? What is the sweet spot of sinking the hook without intruding on the art itself?

This tension may not be as under-explored as I think. Maybe it’s just a new revelation to ME. For an ambitious reviewer like myself, who presumes to consume ALL THE THINGS in a given IF event, the blurb is rarely more than prologue. This season though, where I am using blurbs to decide yes or no on a self-imposed engagement budget, it is one of two criteria in determining which seals to crack at all. Credit where due, 3XXX’s blurb is MAGNETIC. Crafted as an in-fiction-world commentary it economically and masterfully announces itself as a SHARP sexual-political critique/satire/polemic. That particular stew of preoccupations and tone rang like a dinner bell to hungry ranch hands. Yes, yes, a thousand times YES.

And hoo boy did the prologue deliver on that promise in spades. The work is lightly interactive, mostly a short story construct where the decisions FEEL tangential to the plot. Mainly present to let the player/reader collaborate in creating a protagonist. The world building is fully in the author’s hands and of course it is. No one gets to choose the world they inhabit. The conceit of a dystopic society where pearl-clutching fear of sexuality is concretized into over-the-top absurdist biology is exactly the kind of thing speculative fiction is made for: holding a fun house mirror to reality to expose fault lines through exaggeration. It is every bit as pointed and bitter that I could have hoped, condemning hypocritical Puritanism at the top of its lungs. Yes, yes, a MILLION times yes.

And then we segued to the 3 Act structure, which quickly dispensed with this setting to settle into a far more character-driven exploration of individual sexuality, repression, and awakening. The pointed vitriol of the blurb and prologue were sidelined in favor of a more hopeful, tender and PERSONAL tone. The details of the world are both backgrounded and muddied. For me, this created the most unwanted of feelings - slight disappointment? Not that the personal drama wasn’t raw, compelling and brave in its own right (especially in a late act when the author (Spoiler - click to show)steps into frame). Had I encountered the work cold, it is unlikely this turn would have registered so jarringly. It had everything to do with the very specific enthusiasm the blurb and prologue generated in me, only to left turn completely away.

This is not an unheard of technique - defying the expectations of your marketing CAN be used to great effect to land the surprise twist. Here though, the blurb inadvertently created expectations in me the work was never intending to deliver on. It had to fight all the nebulous promise in my head with its concrete alternatives. That’s just an unfair fight. It doesn’t help that in making its shift, the work undermined its conceit in a weird way. What was initially implied to be Puritanical excess as the backdrop for the world, was clouded by occasional allusions to that most boogey of conservative boogey-men, Political Correctness. Multiple times over-enthusiastic thought policing was identified as an element of the world’s over-the-top sexual repression. I’m not saying this is an unworthy statement (though I personally would need a lot more convincing) just that it further muted, blunted and muddied what started as super sharp.

There are other elements to the work that didn’t quite land for me. The transition to a personal story also had some off-feeling subtext. At one point, a character’s identity journey was identified as being partially the result of society’s chemical interference. That’s weird, right? To attribute sexual transition as an outcome of repression, not an individual’s self-actualization? Irony, yes, but at what thematic cost?

Then, the choice to fast forward between Acts, effectively creating new characters, tensions and themes in (almost) every one, left me more adrift than not. Any one of those acts could have blossomed into a full, focused narrative. The work was not built that way though. It was defiantly broad, trading sharp focus for a wide-ranging exploration of its troubled, human core. Not ineffectively, not at all, just… unexpected.

As a review, this feels unsatisfying. This work closes as a deeply personal, mostly unresolved, bittersweet grappling with extremely raw sexual identity issues. Is my best take really “Ok, cool, but more Harrison Bergeron, please”? And I trace it all back to how I consumed the blurb of the piece. For sure Sparks of Joy despite what you may think from my whining, even after the turn. My advice? Unsee the blurb and experience it without the crippling preconceptions I did.

Played: 11/6/25
Playtime: 30m
Artistic/Technical ratings: Sparks of Joy/Seamless
Would Play After Comp?: No, experience feels complete

Artistic/Technical ratings:
Artistic scale: Bouncy, Mechanical, Sparks of Joy, Engaging, Transcendent
Technical scale: Unplayable, Intrusive, Notable (Bugginess), Mostly Seamless, Seamless