Not Your Mother's Shire

Hamlet meets Sharknado. A dark romantic comedy set in a fantasy world ruled by unusual dragons. Comparables: Dragon Age, Rick and Morty, Monty Python, Discworld, LotR.

*500k words over 11 chapters.
*Play as male, female, non-binary; straight, gay, bi, pan, ace, poly.
*7 gender-swappable, player-sexual romantic options.
*2 factions: Dragonsworn or Dragonfall.

(In)finite cosmic powers(!): choose your alignment--Yin, Yang, or Yolo; harness Timeliness with pre-cognition, post-cognition, or scrying; master a psychological fighting style by choosing a Psycho Path.

Choices matter! Multiple endings. Relationship meters. Opposed stat system: muscleness vs skillfulness; unbreakable vs. untouchable; magnetism vs. omniscience; taskmaster vs. shiny!