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Will the Real Marjorie Hopkirk Please Stand Up?

by Neil James Brown

Episode 10 of Textfire 12-pack

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About the Story

In this demo game, you play as an assassin hired to kill Mrs. Marjorie Hopkirk. Unfortunately, she's cloned herself ninety-nine times which means you're going to have to kill her one hundred times to get the job done. (Note: This demo game ends after five assassinations.)

Game Details

Language: English (en)
Current Version: Unknown
License: Demo
Development System: Hugo
Baf's Guide ID: 998
IFID: Unknown
TUID: uzojmvhnvlt65z7f

Editorial Reviews

Baf's Guide

A gruesome little story of an assassin and a resourceful woman. The blackest humor of any Textfire "demo".

-- Carl Muckenhoupt


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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
A violent joke game about finding new ways to attack someone, June 5, 2017

The Textfire Demo 12-pack was released on April Fool's in 1998, claiming to be demos of an upcoming commercial studio called Textfire.

In this game, there are 100 clones of Marjorie Hopkirk, and you have to kill them one at a time, each in a different way. The 'demo' stops after 5 turns.

This is the most violent of the textfire games, but is well put together.

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