Sex on the Beach

First things first, how did I get here? I noticed IFDB had a 'pornographic' tag, was curious, found out that a senior intfiction member had a game under that tag, was even more curious, and the rest is history.

I will start by saying that the writing is genuinely hilarious, with plenty of seriously funny parts which poke fun at the wonderful world of sex and dating on a spring break trip. The music and the limited graphics do a good job of matching the overall vibe of the game as well.

The game is pretty short and seems to be somewhat linear even as it seemingly presents a lot of branching at the start. Still, the writing is funny enough to keep one entertained even as the game funnels you to the game's romance interest. After a couple of (sexy or otherwise) misadventures, you find yourself in a long conversation with her, where you can get to know her more, all while slowly but surely getting the intensity up. I messed up a good number of attempts, but even the bad endings kept me laughing (in a good way).

There is some character customization, in that you can make choices for the appearance of your character and that of your romance interest (which comes with more sexual references than you can think of). As far as I can tell, it has no major impact on the game, but it still adds to the entertainment.

If you want a short but entertaining AIF, this game has it right here.

Hanon is clearly a much cooler guy than I thought he was.