The End is Neigh

[Mature audiences reccomended]

This is an adventure in which you wake up one morning and find that you've been turned into a horse.

Absolutely nothing of interest happens along the way -- that is, unless you find any of the following things interesting:

-Carrots
-Mind control
-Swarms of bees
-Helicopters
-Giant spiders
-Becoming a flea
-Laying eggs in a cat's fur as a flea
-Meeting a woman horse
-Secret cabals
-Getting lost in the desert
-Having sex with other horses
-Soup

Oh, and you can meet a wizard who will explain everything to you -- but only if you've seen the appropriate endings, then restarted and gone back. You can go back and visit him as many times as you want. But if you close the game and reload it, all your progress is lost. Just sayin'.