Steamed Hams, but It's a Twine Game

You are Principal Skinner, and for no apparent reason you have invited your school's overseer - Superintendent Chalmers - to your home to enjoy a meal. You have even given him directions.

You aren't certain why you did this, exactly. You have nothing in particular to gain from this interaction, Chalmers' opinion of you is almost entirely negative, and he has given you no reason to expect that a roast dinner would do anything to improve it.

(This was an entry to IntroComp, and is thus incomplete.)