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You Are a Turkey!

by Jacqueline A. Lott profile


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(based on 6 ratings)
3 reviews

About the Story

This was written at pretty much the very last second for ClubFloyd's 2011 Thanksgiving Speed-IF session, inspired by Christos Dimitrakakis, who said, "Let's play You Are A Turkey!" during a ClubFloyd session while we were waiting for the 'real' games to be uploaded. So before you go blaming the author, consider first blaming Christos Dimitrakakis.

Game Details

Language: English (en)
First Publication Date: November 11, 2011
Current Version: 2
License: Freeware
Development System: Inform 7
Forgiveness Rating: Merciful
IFID: 3AD9ECD7-4CF2-4615-A47F-24DEF844CF09
TUID: sg66pot10xqo57p1


Entrant - Thanksgiving Speed-IF


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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful:
Be the turkey you always wanted to be! Unless you didn't. In which case don't., March 28, 2016

The title about sums it up, actually.

(Spoiler - click to show)There are no spoilers.

1 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
Either extreme minimalism, or there's something I'm not thinking of, March 31, 2018

...but based on the ABOUT text, probably the former.

Not much else to say. I'm glad it exists.

2 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
Seafood cake, March 30, 2016
by Hulk Handsome (Carmen Sandiago)

The other day I was called a little turkey...

But I'm a chicken, got it? Ya beef jerky!

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