The Minimalist Game

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Episode 1 of the Minimalist Game series
2010
Inform 7

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I guess you guys aren't ready for it... but your kids are gonna love it!, May 12, 2026
by Naarel (Poland)

The year is 2024. I just returned to my roots and reconnected with my deep desire to engage with all things interactive fiction. This is the first year during which I get to witness the grand event, which is IFComp. There are 67 entries total that year, the 67th one being Uninteractive Fiction by Leah Targic. "The only winning move is not to play", the description says, and it's true: pressing "Play" leads to the player losing. There is even a failure sound effect... and nothing more. Press play, lose.

Of course, the goal of the game was losing — both on the in-game layer and the meta layer, if I understand things correctly. It did, however, do much more: it sparked discussion and jokes within the community. Many wondered about secret hidden brilliance, combed through the source code, made detailed reviews. This isn't to say that Uninteractive Fiction was universally acclaimed. Some people still rolled their eyes at an obvious joke they found unfunny, and they had a right to do so. But now, two years later, we're still referencing it with a bit of humor-laced fondness. It was, in the end, just a joke: whether you consider it funny or not, that's up to you.

Yesterday, a dear friend sent me a link to The Minimalist Game and referenced Uninteractive Fiction. The similarity is very strong: The Minimalist Game combines in itself both the "you lose" aspect of Uninteractive Fiction and the "you win" aspect of Uninteractive Fiction 2. TMG, however, is a parser, which was a much more fashionable form at the time, giving the player a little more to do. Do you want to win? Type it in. Make contact with the keyboard. Make your will known. I believe typing might be a little more impactful than a simple click (I played the Twine version of TMG... it just didn't hit the same), so I enjoyed TMG a little bit more than UF1 and UF2.

I wasn't there in 2010s (I was too busy being 10, I think. I don't remember that well) and I have no way to check what the sentiments were back in the day, save for the reviews on IFDB, and those are scathing. "Do we have to make a listing for everything?", they ask, missing the point of a database, but okay I guess. "This is not a game", "there's nothing here", "pointless". You can argue they are correct, I won't stop you, but one thing I noticed was a thin film of rage clinging to those reviews. You cannot read them without feeling that this was taken as a genuine affront to the arts, as a borderline sacrilege, a piece of trash placed upon the shining altar of the goddess of Interactive Fiction. IF is serious business! The only positive review comes from 2023 and engages with TMG in a way people would engage with Uninteractive Fiction a year later.

From this place, I started to wonder: was The Minimalist Game simply a victim of being made and published at the wrong time? Would it attract less rage if we've seen it appear a decade and a half later? I'm not saying it'd be rated higher, but I believe it would be received with more warmth and affection. Perhaps this would be what we would reference instead of Uninteractive Fiction while joking. And from here, I asked myself another question: how many games were met with unjustified anger just because they were made too early? How many games published now are overlooked or considered bad just because we're not ready for them yet? How many games are hidden, waiting to be rediscovered in a much friendlier future? Will their authors ever know the future is kinder?

We are constantly enjoying things which used to be considered terrible. Archeologists unearth and cherish what the ancients thought of as trash. Kids on Tik-Tok rediscover old/niche songs which were considered too strange or improper for the times they were released in. The Minimalist Game is, for me, yet another instance of the same, ages-old phenomenon. Is it good? Well, not really, but the times have changed. People of 2010s weren't ready for it but we, people of 2020s, are. Welcome home, The Minimalist Game. Welcome home.

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Giger Kitty, May 12, 2026 - Reply
Just a bit of context, which will not change your mind (and indeed it shouldn't) but I think it's important to note. In fact, I was reading your review not really remembering the game, and then I saw that it was one of the NOM3RCY games and I went "Aaaaaaaaaaaah, now I see."

If this is your first NoM3rcy game, I can see where you'd be inclined to cut him a lot of slack, but after you've played more of their games, I think you can imagine what it would be like for people at the time to have someone who kept submitting games that showed no growth at all, and seemed more and more like troll games. Eventually people get fed up.

I can see where 16 years later it may be fun to come across something like this and sort of imagine a whole aesthetic behind it - I did it myself in another review - but there is a reason that people reacted to it as strongly as they did. It was not so much a sacrilege or affront to the arts, it was a feeling that this guy was just trolling.

There was also the whole thing, "what belongs in this database"? Like you (if I read you correctly; apologies if I don't), I believe that everything does. Is it IF? No, but neither is zRogue. Is it a game? No, but I've seen mini-programming languages programmed with the zMachine which I believe are around, and are a zmachine file. Is it a waste of time? Well, yeah, but aren't all games a waste of time? So I believe it belongs here... but I really can't fault people who thought it was trolling.

You may enjoy "The Game Formerly Known as Hidden Nazi Mode". I haven't played it past a few initial turns myself, but the title intrigued me so that I read up on it enough to get the gist.

By all means, if you believe we were not ready for NOM3RCY's games, give them a try. Give them all a try. Draw your own conclusions. Also search for "no m3rcy".

(EDIT - BTW, you mention the one other positive review of this game. It's a pretty suspicious review, with the author only reviewing that game and nothing else, and being active on IFDB for a very short period of time; and rating it 5 stars. And describing the game in a way which reads to me like a joke review, except that joke reviews aren't usually accompanied by a 5 star rating. It certainly doesn't seem like a useful review to me, and if this game is a 5 star game, then what is Counterfeit Monkey (random example) - 65565 stars? So I view that other positive review with suspicion).
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