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Review
The best thing about this game is its colourful cover. Enjoy the cover, and then play something else.
This is a poorly written CYOA game where every page has two choices, one of which will kill you instantly. Most choices are entirely arbitrary, though some are obviously intended to bring bad movie cliches to the player's mind.
When you die, there is no option but to refresh the page. Is this just bad design, or a more sinister ploy to move up the Most Played list at textadventures.co.uk?
If you successfully navigate your way through the full eight choices, you will arrive at THE TREASURE ROOM! Here you can enjoy gratuitous capitals, exclamation marks, and the resumption of your day.
Did I mention the terrible font?
